a raunchy sexual encounter

[FretsAflame]

If this shit doesn't stop,
I shall soon go insane
Metabolic pathways
will shutdown in my brain

Also may I add
these posts are truly uninspired
that is why i recommend
that this thread be considered "expired"

My one true wish
Is for this thread to die
Before i get carried away
and end up with Squid ejaculate...
In my Eye

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey, I thought my rhymes were HI-larious.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but mine sucked for sure

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Platform shoe! CURSPLAT!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Deformed jew! BAT!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

okay, ive stopped, so how about you stop in return.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

look at those devilsticks entangled in hot passionate jugglin' loooooooooove

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Lotion.....need lotion.....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

this is it gentlemen, the squidnapper's ultimatatum metallium love shack lair.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahaha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

OH SHIT.....need towels, lots and lots of towels......QUICK!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, now I need lotion again....

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hot for the sticks are ya?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, his head looks like a cock!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

The laughing penis

 

[PlatypusJesus]

A very very pointy cock.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha you gay bastards

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yes, 'tis sharp edged indeed... a dangerous tool.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm not gay, I just appear to be gay because I associate with LoM.