a raunchy sexual encounter

"i'm too poor for guilded...how bout a carboard box thrown into the bog of eternal stench?"

What, you can't even afford a cardboard box?
 
Okay.....how about a Christina Aguilera poster? Oh, and don't mind the obscenely large hole in her crotch, I was just trying to get an accurate representation.
 
Dude, satan requires a sacrifice made for one of his most loyal followers... got any morbid angel posters or clothing you can put on me for the dip into the bog of eternal stench?