Session Start: Fri Dec 05 19:11:38 2003
Session Ident: #startrek
[19:11] * Now talking in #startrek
[19:11] * Topic is 'NO NEW EPISODES TILL Jan 14, 2004 | Latest = ENT 3x11 | please read the rules (updated)'
[19:11] * Set by Comput3r!computer@as3-3-4.n.n.bonet.se on Fri Dec 05 13:05:51
[19:11] <r-penguin> LONG LIVE CAPTAIN KIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK
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[19:11] <r-penguin> woops
[19:11] <NdX> holy shit
[19:11] <r-penguin> so yeah, kirk is god
[19:11] <NdX> haha
[19:12] <r-penguin> seriously, he's my hero
[19:12] <K`Tetch> if you say so
[19:12] <r-penguin> anyone else consider shatner their personal idol
[19:12] <NdX> "disengage your caps-lock"
[19:12] <NdX> LOL
[19:12] <r-penguin> i miss his wavey hair
[19:12] <r-penguin> stupid old age
[19:13] <r-penguin> where's the enthusiam, people
[19:13] <Shinz0n> starship captains are way overpayed
[19:13] <r-penguin> it's THE fucking trek..... of stars
[19:13] <r-penguin> kirk doesn't do it for the money
[19:13] <r-penguin> he does it for the glory
[19:13] <NdX> picard and sisko are pussies, kirk is god
[19:14] <r-penguin> hey now, at least picard had a 1337 accent
[19:14] <r-penguin> having a woman as captain was just embarressing though
[19:15] <NdX> yeah, I omitted calling her a pussy because she was one
[19:15] <r-penguin> woman can't sit in 'the chair', it's just not right
[19:15] <NdX> technically speaking
[19:15] <r-penguin> haha
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[19:17] <r-penguin> it'd be so cool if there was a movie with batman AND kirk
[19:17] <r-penguin> they'd work together to defeat a clown kahn
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[19:17] <r-penguin> and he'd be a ghost, so they'd need the ghostbusters too
[19:18] <r-penguin> OMG, that'd be the best thing EVER
[19:18] <toywhore> just so you know thats such a nerdy thing to say
[19:18] <r-penguin> you didn't even catch the whole premise
[19:18] <r-penguin> <r-penguin> it'd be so cool if there was a movie with batman AND kirk
[19:18] <r-penguin> <r-penguin> they'd work together to defeat a clown kahn
[19:18] <toywhore> i was just going to ask wheat you were talking about!
[19:19] <toywhore> no not kirk it has to be jane way because shes so good a beating the borg she can beat anyone
[19:19] <r-penguin> no sane person would deny the amount of awesomeness such a duel could produce
[19:19] <r-penguin> NO, jane is a disgrace to 'the trek'
[19:19] <toywhore> as if!
[19:20] <r-penguin> women belong in the kitchen of the enterprise
[19:20] <toywhore> lol
[19:20] <r-penguin> or on strange exotic planets doing exotic dances, exotically
[19:20] <toywhore> you would not do very well on star trek would you ? no discrimination
[19:21] <r-penguin> hey now, don't go and destroy my dreams
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[19:22] <r-penguin> kirk and I would be best buds
[19:22] <toywhore> aw im sorry doll!
[19:22] <toywhore> well its always good to have dreams
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[19:23] <Shinz0n> my children...yes, it was the children that gave me my powers...muuuahahahhah
[19:23] <r-penguin> kirk, and I....staring into eachothers eyes on the bridge............
[19:23] <NdX> <Isabel> tell penguin to get back here
[19:23] <r-penguin> sorry ndx, i'm a man of my word, my word can't be broken
[19:24] <r-penguin> not unless it was kirk -dreamy sigh-
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[19:26] <K`Tetch> see that, you too culd be net to experiance a ban at EFnets most happening place
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[19:27] <RageMage> K`Tetch anything worth while going on here... im bored out of my skull...
[19:28] <r-penguin> oh man, imagine the crew of the enterprise consisted of mages
[19:28] <K`Tetch> not really
[19:28] <r-penguin> that would rock
[19:28] <K`Tetch> i'm cooking dinner
[19:28] <K`Tetch> and looking forward to going back to playing NFS:u
[19:28] <r-penguin> they'd be short mages with red cloaks, and they'd wobble, because cool mages do that
[19:28] <RageMage> who are these small minded fools crowding our channel ?
[19:29] <K`Tetch> no idea
[19:29] <K`Tetch> be agood boy and kick em out
[19:29] <K`Tetch> I'm off to carry on cooking
[19:29] <r-penguin> I.....am retarded penguin
[19:29] <NdX> and I am his sidekick Nico
[19:29] <r-penguin> together, we form the...
[19:30] <RageMage> K`Tetch there is nothing in the world that would give me greater pleasure than kicking them out... but i have no such power
[19:30] <NdX> we form something?
[19:30] <r-penguin> allegiance of kirk worshipping ...guys
[19:30] <K`Tetch> single entity Cool_cat
[19:30] <klogd> ABORT! ABORT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:30] <NdX> I don't worship kirk
[19:30] <NdX> I just think he's cool
[19:30] <r-penguin> you worship kirk
[19:30] <r-penguin> dammit
[19:30] <r-penguin> fine
[19:30] <r-penguin> but we must be the allegiance of something
[19:30] <r-penguin> allegiances are cool
[19:31] <r-penguin> like, kirk, bones, and spock
[19:31] <NdX> ALLIEGENCE OF...
[19:31] <r-penguin> warf, picard and number 1
[19:31] <RageMage> we need an op in here... SO bad... these guys are giving me an headache
[19:31] <r-penguin> why do we ache your head
[19:31] <NdX> this is entertaining as fuck
[19:31] <r-penguin> i can massage your head with my webbed toes
[19:32] <NdX> I mean seriously
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[19:32] <r-penguin> i flap my wings like a duck and your aching is gone
[19:32] <NdX> "disengage your caps-lock"
[19:32] <RageMage> stupidity, just doesnt agree with me for some reason
[19:32] <NdX> instant hilarity
[19:32] <r-penguin> i am not stupid
[19:32] <r-penguin> i resent that
[19:32] <RageMage> you could have fooled me
[19:32] <r-penguin> YOU could have fooled NICO
[19:33] <r-penguin> but not me
[19:33] <r-penguin> because i am not stupid
[19:33] <NdX> shut up penguin
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[19:33] <r-penguin> hahahahah
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[19:33] <NdX> lol
[19:33] <r-penguin> that guys exit thing is chuckles
[19:34] <r-penguin> so yeah, how about that bastard trying to upstage kirk on the enterprise in the first movie
[19:34] <RageMage> we need dubkat to stop by
[19:34] <r-penguin> what's up with that
[19:34] <RageMage> with what =
[19:35] <RageMage> ?
[19:35] <r-penguin> that little bastard should have showed kirk the damn respect he deserved
[19:35] <r-penguin> he is kirk
[19:35] <r-penguin> the mightiest captain ever to captain a ship
[19:35] <r-penguin> with the waviest hair, too
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[19:35] <r-penguin> oh, that glorius wavey hair
[19:35] <RageMage> hmm... perhaps i should warm my ignore list up
[19:35] * Comput3r sets mode: +v Dragen
[19:35] <r-penguin> please don't ignore me
[19:35] <r-penguin> i get horribly depressed
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[19:36] <r-penguin> wait, when i'm depressed i watch star trek
[19:36] <r-penguin> depress me
[19:36] <r-penguin> pleeaaaase
[19:36] <NdX> he's ignoring you
[19:36] <r-penguin> spock's humour is as magnificent as a chemical wedding
[19:37] <NdX> BRRRRUUUUCCCCEEEEe!!!
[19:37] <r-penguin> seriously
[19:37] <r-penguin> 'captain, life is not a dream'
[19:37] <r-penguin> hahahhahahhaha, man, i could have died, right there
[19:37] <RageMage> ahh... my life is so MUCH nicer without stupidity
[19:37] <NdX> really?
[19:38] <r-penguin> there's no bruce in star trek
[19:38] <NdX> you said chemical wedding......
[19:38] <NdX> I think: BRRRUUUUCCCEEE!!!
[19:38] <r-penguin> chemical wedding, an alchemists term for describing lead turning into gold
[19:38] <r-penguin> i think
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[19:38] <NdX> SCREAM FOR ME BRAZIL!!!!
[19:38] <NdX> ...
[19:38] <r-penguin> scream for me vulcan!!!!
[19:38] <r-penguin> '...'
[19:39] <r-penguin> 'this individual is highly illogical'
[19:39] <NdX> they clone bruce in the 23rd century
[19:39] <Dragen> james? dubkat? Minder?
[19:39] <NdX> and Bruce tours again!
[19:39] <r-penguin> i wonder if bones was a nymphomaniac
[19:39] <r-penguin> he seemed like one
[19:40] <r-penguin> or scotty
[19:40] <r-penguin> i forget
[19:40] <r-penguin> in the 'jack the ripper' episode, i think it was scotty
[19:42] <r-penguin> ohhhhhhhhhhh, '-disengage- you caplocks'
[19:42] <r-penguin> hahahhaa, now i get it
[19:42] <NdX> ...
[19:43] <r-penguin> i can't stop laughing
[19:43] <NdX> RageMage is right, you are stupid
[19:43] <r-penguin> hahaha
[19:43] <r-penguin> i didn't really pay attention before
[19:43] <r-penguin> that's fucking classic
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Session Ident: #startrek
[19:11] * Now talking in #startrek
[19:11] * Topic is 'NO NEW EPISODES TILL Jan 14, 2004 | Latest = ENT 3x11 | please read the rules (updated)'
[19:11] * Set by Comput3r!computer@as3-3-4.n.n.bonet.se on Fri Dec 05 13:05:51
[19:11] <r-penguin> LONG LIVE CAPTAIN KIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK
[19:11] * r-penguin was kicked by LCARS (disengage your caps-lock)
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[19:11] <r-penguin> woops
[19:11] <NdX> holy shit
[19:11] <r-penguin> so yeah, kirk is god
[19:11] <NdX> haha
[19:12] <r-penguin> seriously, he's my hero
[19:12] <K`Tetch> if you say so
[19:12] <r-penguin> anyone else consider shatner their personal idol
[19:12] <NdX> "disengage your caps-lock"
[19:12] <NdX> LOL
[19:12] <r-penguin> i miss his wavey hair
[19:12] <r-penguin> stupid old age
[19:13] <r-penguin> where's the enthusiam, people
[19:13] <Shinz0n> starship captains are way overpayed
[19:13] <r-penguin> it's THE fucking trek..... of stars
[19:13] <r-penguin> kirk doesn't do it for the money
[19:13] <r-penguin> he does it for the glory
[19:13] <NdX> picard and sisko are pussies, kirk is god
[19:14] <r-penguin> hey now, at least picard had a 1337 accent
[19:14] <r-penguin> having a woman as captain was just embarressing though
[19:15] <NdX> yeah, I omitted calling her a pussy because she was one
[19:15] <r-penguin> woman can't sit in 'the chair', it's just not right
[19:15] <NdX> technically speaking
[19:15] <r-penguin> haha
[19:16] * LCARS sets mode: +l 93
[19:17] <r-penguin> it'd be so cool if there was a movie with batman AND kirk
[19:17] <r-penguin> they'd work together to defeat a clown kahn
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[19:17] <r-penguin> and he'd be a ghost, so they'd need the ghostbusters too
[19:18] <r-penguin> OMG, that'd be the best thing EVER
[19:18] <toywhore> just so you know thats such a nerdy thing to say
[19:18] <r-penguin> you didn't even catch the whole premise
[19:18] <r-penguin> <r-penguin> it'd be so cool if there was a movie with batman AND kirk
[19:18] <r-penguin> <r-penguin> they'd work together to defeat a clown kahn
[19:18] <toywhore> i was just going to ask wheat you were talking about!
[19:19] <toywhore> no not kirk it has to be jane way because shes so good a beating the borg she can beat anyone
[19:19] <r-penguin> no sane person would deny the amount of awesomeness such a duel could produce
[19:19] <r-penguin> NO, jane is a disgrace to 'the trek'
[19:19] <toywhore> as if!
[19:20] <r-penguin> women belong in the kitchen of the enterprise
[19:20] <toywhore> lol
[19:20] <r-penguin> or on strange exotic planets doing exotic dances, exotically
[19:20] <toywhore> you would not do very well on star trek would you ? no discrimination
[19:21] <r-penguin> hey now, don't go and destroy my dreams
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[19:22] <r-penguin> kirk and I would be best buds
[19:22] <toywhore> aw im sorry doll!
[19:22] <toywhore> well its always good to have dreams
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[19:23] <Shinz0n> my children...yes, it was the children that gave me my powers...muuuahahahhah
[19:23] <r-penguin> kirk, and I....staring into eachothers eyes on the bridge............
[19:23] <NdX> <Isabel> tell penguin to get back here
[19:23] <r-penguin> sorry ndx, i'm a man of my word, my word can't be broken
[19:24] <r-penguin> not unless it was kirk -dreamy sigh-
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[19:26] * NCC-1701E sets mode: -b *!liquid@*.singnet.com.sg
[19:26] <K`Tetch> see that, you too culd be net to experiance a ban at EFnets most happening place
[19:27] * dragen is now known as Dragen
[19:27] <RageMage> K`Tetch anything worth while going on here... im bored out of my skull...
[19:28] <r-penguin> oh man, imagine the crew of the enterprise consisted of mages
[19:28] <K`Tetch> not really
[19:28] <r-penguin> that would rock
[19:28] <K`Tetch> i'm cooking dinner
[19:28] <K`Tetch> and looking forward to going back to playing NFS:u
[19:28] <r-penguin> they'd be short mages with red cloaks, and they'd wobble, because cool mages do that
[19:28] <RageMage> who are these small minded fools crowding our channel ?
[19:29] <K`Tetch> no idea
[19:29] <K`Tetch> be agood boy and kick em out
[19:29] <K`Tetch> I'm off to carry on cooking
[19:29] <r-penguin> I.....am retarded penguin
[19:29] <NdX> and I am his sidekick Nico
[19:29] <r-penguin> together, we form the...
[19:30] <RageMage> K`Tetch there is nothing in the world that would give me greater pleasure than kicking them out... but i have no such power
[19:30] <NdX> we form something?
[19:30] <r-penguin> allegiance of kirk worshipping ...guys
[19:30] <K`Tetch> single entity Cool_cat
[19:30] <klogd> ABORT! ABORT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:30] <NdX> I don't worship kirk
[19:30] <NdX> I just think he's cool
[19:30] <r-penguin> you worship kirk
[19:30] <r-penguin> dammit
[19:30] <r-penguin> fine
[19:30] <r-penguin> but we must be the allegiance of something
[19:30] <r-penguin> allegiances are cool
[19:31] <r-penguin> like, kirk, bones, and spock
[19:31] <NdX> ALLIEGENCE OF...
[19:31] <r-penguin> warf, picard and number 1
[19:31] <RageMage> we need an op in here... SO bad... these guys are giving me an headache
[19:31] <r-penguin> why do we ache your head
[19:31] <NdX> this is entertaining as fuck
[19:31] <r-penguin> i can massage your head with my webbed toes
[19:32] <NdX> I mean seriously
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[19:32] <r-penguin> i flap my wings like a duck and your aching is gone
[19:32] <NdX> "disengage your caps-lock"
[19:32] <RageMage> stupidity, just doesnt agree with me for some reason
[19:32] <NdX> instant hilarity
[19:32] <r-penguin> i am not stupid
[19:32] <r-penguin> i resent that
[19:32] <RageMage> you could have fooled me
[19:32] <r-penguin> YOU could have fooled NICO
[19:33] <r-penguin> but not me
[19:33] <r-penguin> because i am not stupid
[19:33] <NdX> shut up penguin
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[19:33] <r-penguin> hahahahah
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[19:33] <NdX> lol
[19:33] <r-penguin> that guys exit thing is chuckles
[19:34] <r-penguin> so yeah, how about that bastard trying to upstage kirk on the enterprise in the first movie
[19:34] <RageMage> we need dubkat to stop by
[19:34] <r-penguin> what's up with that
[19:34] <RageMage> with what =
[19:35] <RageMage> ?
[19:35] <r-penguin> that little bastard should have showed kirk the damn respect he deserved
[19:35] <r-penguin> he is kirk
[19:35] <r-penguin> the mightiest captain ever to captain a ship
[19:35] <r-penguin> with the waviest hair, too
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[19:35] <r-penguin> oh, that glorius wavey hair
[19:35] <RageMage> hmm... perhaps i should warm my ignore list up
[19:35] * Comput3r sets mode: +v Dragen
[19:35] <r-penguin> please don't ignore me
[19:35] <r-penguin> i get horribly depressed
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[19:36] <r-penguin> wait, when i'm depressed i watch star trek
[19:36] <r-penguin> depress me
[19:36] <r-penguin> pleeaaaase
[19:36] <NdX> he's ignoring you
[19:36] <r-penguin> spock's humour is as magnificent as a chemical wedding
[19:37] <NdX> BRRRRUUUUCCCCEEEEe!!!
[19:37] <r-penguin> seriously
[19:37] <r-penguin> 'captain, life is not a dream'
[19:37] <r-penguin> hahahhahahhaha, man, i could have died, right there
[19:37] <RageMage> ahh... my life is so MUCH nicer without stupidity
[19:37] <NdX> really?
[19:38] <r-penguin> there's no bruce in star trek
[19:38] <NdX> you said chemical wedding......
[19:38] <NdX> I think: BRRRUUUUCCCEEE!!!
[19:38] <r-penguin> chemical wedding, an alchemists term for describing lead turning into gold
[19:38] <r-penguin> i think
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[19:38] <NdX> SCREAM FOR ME BRAZIL!!!!
[19:38] <NdX> ...
[19:38] <r-penguin> scream for me vulcan!!!!
[19:38] <r-penguin> '...'
[19:39] <r-penguin> 'this individual is highly illogical'
[19:39] <NdX> they clone bruce in the 23rd century
[19:39] <Dragen> james? dubkat? Minder?
[19:39] <NdX> and Bruce tours again!
[19:39] <r-penguin> i wonder if bones was a nymphomaniac
[19:39] <r-penguin> he seemed like one
[19:40] <r-penguin> or scotty
[19:40] <r-penguin> i forget
[19:40] <r-penguin> in the 'jack the ripper' episode, i think it was scotty
[19:42] <r-penguin> ohhhhhhhhhhh, '-disengage- you caplocks'
[19:42] <r-penguin> hahahhaa, now i get it
[19:42] <NdX> ...
[19:43] <r-penguin> i can't stop laughing
[19:43] <NdX> RageMage is right, you are stupid
[19:43] <r-penguin> hahaha
[19:43] <r-penguin> i didn't really pay attention before
[19:43] <r-penguin> that's fucking classic
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