Iron-Flames confesses to having a small penis AND MORE!

[Steve]

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY RACIAL SLURS, OBSCENE SEXUAL REFERENCES OR OTHER ADULT MATERIAL

I just tried to piss him off and get him to block me (he didn't)

(19:04:08) Pancakes483: i was fukkin yo momma last night you mutha fucka!
(19:04:23) Pancakes483: she's a piece of redneck shit just like you!
(19:04:25) x1ronmaidenx: you should IM her about that
(19:04:47) Pancakes483: YOU SHOULD STOP FUKKIN YO MOMMA!
(19:04:58) x1ronmaidenx: I shoul
(19:04:59) x1ronmaidenx: should
(19:05:05) x1ronmaidenx: Its just hard with that ass and all
(19:05:21) Pancakes483: THEN WHY DON'T YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT HICK?
(19:05:42) Pancakes483: YO MOMMA HAS A FAT FUCKIN ASS!
(19:05:49) x1ronmaidenx: Its nice and juicy
(19:06:00) Pancakes483: YOU EAT YO MOMMA AFTE RYOU FUCK HER?
(19:06:09) Pancakes483: YOU FUCKING REDNECK SHIT
(19:06:11) Pancakes483: THAT'S SICK
(19:06:36) x1ronmaidenx: I eat her shit strewn ass out
(19:06:41) Pancakes483: YOU EAT HER SHIT TOO
(19:06:51) x1ronmaidenx: By the lumps
(19:07:05) Pancakes483: YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCK GEORGE AS LONG AS YOU KISSIN HIS ASS!
(19:07:39) x1ronmaidenx: I would
(19:07:44) Pancakes483: YOU LIKE HIM YOU WANNA KILL EVERYONE YO DADDY DIDN'T LIKE!
(19:07:47) x1ronmaidenx: Secret Service said I wasn't clean enough
(19:08:04) Pancakes483: YOU BE FUCKIN AN OLD GUY WITH THE GUVAMENT WATCHIN YOU SICK PIEVCE OF SHIT!
(19:08:35) Pancakes483: IFUCKED YO MOMMA AND I WOUNT FUCK THAT PEESA SHEET
(19:08:55) x1ronmaidenx: Its a tough call
(19:09:04) Pancakes483: YOU A FUDGEPACKA
(19:09:23) x1ronmaidenx: I make sure they shit it all into my mouth before I packem...thank you
(19:09:32) Pancakes483: YOU FUCKING YO MOMMA UP THE ASS
(19:09:41) Pancakes483: YOU EAT SHIT!
(19:09:47) x1ronmaidenx: Why bother, its lose
(19:09:56) x1ronmaidenx: loose*
(19:10:00) Pancakes483: UTEHLOSE!
(19:10:06) Pancakes483: YOU DRINK SHIT MAN
(19:10:11) Pancakes483: THAT'S SICK
(19:10:22) x1ronmaidenx: Only if its liquified, otherwise I eat it.
(19:10:46) Pancakes483: THEN YOU GO TO IRAQ AND RAPE THEM AND KILLEM?
(19:11:04) x1ronmaidenx: Not yet
(19:11:10) x1ronmaidenx: I have to wait till I'm about 19-20
(19:11:23) Pancakes483: YOU WAIT TILL YOU WANNA BE A SEAL THEN YOU STEALTH FUCKEM?
(19:11:28) x1ronmaidenx: by then we will be in Iran, so I won't get to take pleasure in that
(19:11:54) Pancakes483: SO YOU FUCK THE TOWELHEADS UP THAR ARSES!
(19:12:03) Pancakes483: YOU A SICK MUTHAFUCKA!
(19:12:08) x1ronmaidenx: With my SEAL 2000 knife
(19:12:20) Pancakes483: YOU GUTBUTTFUCKEM?
(19:12:34) Pancakes483: AND YOU KNOW WHAT!
(19:12:53) Pancakes483: YOU CAN FUCK BRUCE DICKINSON BECAUSE HE'S GAY!
(19:13:01) Pancakes483: IRON MAIDEN IS GAY
(19:13:10) Pancakes483: YOU ARE TOO!
(19:13:10) x1ronmaidenx: Probably
(19:13:13) x1ronmaidenx: I know
(19:13:16) Pancakes483: SO YOU CAN FUCKEM!
(19:13:19) x1ronmaidenx: Yes
(19:13:29) x1ronmaidenx: SEAL 2000's are pretty
(19:13:29) x1ronmaidenx: http://worldwideknives.com/SOGKNIVES/SEAL2K.jpg
(19:13:30) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU PIECEOSHIT!
(19:13:46) Pancakes483: THAT'S A WEENA KNIFE!
(19:14:10) x1ronmaidenx: lol
(19:14:13) x1ronmaidenx: Riiiiight
(19:14:18) x1ronmaidenx: That knife is basicaly invincible
(19:14:28) Pancakes483: YO MOMMAS INVINCIBLE!
(19:14:33) Pancakes483: UP HER ASS
(19:14:57) x1ronmaidenx: The only other knife I'd consider would be the Green Beret issue, which is ALMOST invincible, although it is better for fighting
(19:15:10) Pancakes483: YOU FIGHT YO MOMMAS ASS!
(19:15:19) x1ronmaidenx: http://www.chrisreeve.com/gberet03.JPG
(19:15:23) x1ronmaidenx: Its pretty sweet
(19:15:44) Pancakes483: YO MOMMAS SWEET
(19:15:55) x1ronmaidenx: I love her
(19:15:58) Pancakes483: I MACHETE YO MOMMAS ASS
(19:16:12) Pancakes483: YOU SODDOMIZE SADDAM WIT IT DONT YOU
(19:16:29) x1ronmaidenx: If I found him yeah
(19:16:41) Pancakes483: YOU FUCK HIM UP THE ASS GOOD BOY, DOMN'T YOU!
(19:16:47) Pancakes483: FUCK HIM UP HIS ASS OH YEAH!
(19:16:50) Pancakes483: OH YEAH!
(19:16:57) x1ronmaidenx: With a double edged knife
(19:17:10) x1ronmaidenx: then I'd shove rats in his ass, they would eat him from the inside out
(19:17:11) Pancakes483: YOU RIP HIM A MILLUN NEW ONE SDON'T YOU
(19:17:18) x1ronmaidenx: Thats what nazis did to jews when they got bored
(19:17:19) Pancakes483: THEY WOULD DROWN
(19:17:24) x1ronmaidenx: Sounds fun no?
(19:17:30) Pancakes483: CAUSE YOU SHOVE EM UP YO ASS AND YOU FULLO SHIT
(19:17:35) x1ronmaidenx: Nazis were good at killing people, its ashame they were idiots
(19:17:52) Pancakes483: YO MOMMA GOOD AT KILLIN PEOPLE
(19:17:55) Pancakes483: SHE A NAZI!
(19:18:15) x1ronmaidenx: She is scilian...
(19:18:17) x1ronmaidenx: But alright
(19:18:26) Pancakes483: SHE ANAZI FUDGEPACKA AND YOU THE MAFIA!
(19:18:44) x1ronmaidenx: There is a history of my family in the mob
(19:18:48) Pancakes483: YOU THE MAFIA ADMIT IT!
(19:18:57) x1ronmaidenx: I do have it in my blood, yeah
(19:19:01) x1ronmaidenx: So I guess so
(19:19:23) Pancakes483: YOU A GREASY MOB MUTHAFUCKA ARENYOU
(19:19:34) Pancakes483: YOU BE APIZZA BOY FOR YOU WHOLE LIFE
(19:19:46) x1ronmaidenx: Seriously
(19:19:59) Pancakes483: YOU RAPE YOU CHEESE BITCH!
(19:20:00) x1ronmaidenx: But I'll be a trained killer, so its all good
(19:20:05) Pancakes483: YOU MA BEEYOTCH
(19:20:13) Pancakes483: AND YO MOMMAS BA BITCH
(19:20:26) Pancakes483: YOU BE A TRAINED PAZZABOY@
(19:20:45) Pancakes483: AND YOUR PASTA SUX!
(19:21:09) x1ronmaidenx: Whoa
(19:21:14) x1ronmaidenx: My grandma would fuck your shit up
(19:21:24) x1ronmaidenx: fucking beat your ass with her pan
(19:21:51) Pancakes483: I BITCHSLAP YO GRAMMA AND FUCK HER UP THE ASS CAUSE SHE'S MA BEEYOTCH
(19:22:29) x1ronmaidenx: You'd be dead before you even rose your hand
(19:22:46) Pancakes483: I RAPE YO MOMMA BEFORE YOU STOP ME
(19:22:57) Pancakes483: YOU PATRIOT SHIT
(19:23:11) Pancakes483: YOUR A PICE OF SHIT FOR YOUR PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY
(19:23:11) x1ronmaidenx: I wouldn't stop you
(19:23:21) Pancakes483: I RAPE YO ASSHOLE!
(19:23:23) x1ronmaidenx: My piece of shit country...lol, where are you from
(19:23:23) x1ronmaidenx: ?
(19:23:47) Pancakes483: I FROM YO MOMMA1!
(19:23:55) x1ronmaidenx: lol
(19:24:06) Pancakes483: YOU SUCK EEVEN MEXICO KICKS YO ASS
(19:24:08) Pancakes483: AND CANADA
(19:24:15) x1ronmaidenx: im listening to Bootylicious
(19:24:17) x1ronmaidenx: its heavy metal
(19:24:22) Pancakes483: I AM YO MOMMA
(19:24:31) Pancakes483: IT SHIT AMERICAN MUSIC
(19:24:45) Pancakes483: IT FUCKIN BUBBLEGUM
(19:24:50) x1ronmaidenx: but dude
(19:25:00) x1ronmaidenx: Biance or whatever her name is
(19:25:01) x1ronmaidenx: god damn
(19:25:03) Pancakes483: METAL IS ABOUT KILLIN
(19:25:05) Pancakes483: NOT ASSES
(19:25:15) x1ronmaidenx: I like some cream in my coffee, and she's got it
(19:25:17) Pancakes483: I FUCK HER UP THE ASS TOO
(19:25:17) x1ronmaidenx: mMmmM
(19:25:33) Pancakes483: AND NOT ENJOY IT
(19:25:51) x1ronmaidenx: God damn
(19:25:54) x1ronmaidenx: I'm jealous
(19:26:05) x1ronmaidenx: move your body up and down
(19:26:08) Pancakes483: SHE FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A STRAP ON DILDO!
(19:26:10) x1ronmaidenx: make your booty touch the ground
(19:26:11) x1ronmaidenx: mmm
(19:26:15) x1ronmaidenx: Shake my jelly at every chance
(19:26:16) x1ronmaidenx: yes yes
(19:26:17) x1ronmaidenx: bam
(19:26:19) x1ronmaidenx: Boom
(19:26:21) x1ronmaidenx: Bam
(19:26:22) x1ronmaidenx: Boom
(19:26:30) Pancakes483: AND WHIP YOU WITH A CHAIN TIL YOU DEAD AS YO MOMMA!
(19:26:38) Pancakes483: AND YO ASS EXPLODES!
(19:27:10) Pancakes483: AND YO MOMMA EXPLODES!
(19:27:17) Pancakes483: YOU GREASY BITCH!
(19:27:48) x1ronmaidenx: heh, transition from Bootylicious to Alt Lys by Dimmu
(19:27:50) x1ronmaidenx: How wonderful
(19:27:54) x1ronmaidenx: Its such a pretty song
(19:27:56) x1ronmaidenx:
(19:27:58) x1ronmaidenx: The piano at the begining
(19:28:06) x1ronmaidenx: My ex girlfriend and I wante dto get married to it
(19:28:09) Pancakes483: THEY RAPE YO GREASY ASS YOU PIZZABOY
(19:28:13) x1ronmaidenx: i fell out of love with her though
(19:28:15) x1ronmaidenx: you know how it is
(19:28:16) x1ronmaidenx:
(19:28:27) Pancakes483: SHE DONT WANNA FUCK YOU AND YOU FUCK HER ASS
(19:29:16) Pancakes483: YOU GO TO WEEDFOREST THEN
(19:29:20) Pancakes483: AND FUCK YOU OWN ASS
(19:29:48) Pancakes483: AND YOU SHOVE WAFFLES UP HER AASS
(19:29:55) x1ronmaidenx: hehe
(19:30:07) Pancakes483: IND BITCHSLAP HER MOMMA
(19:30:15) Pancakes483: SO RAPE HER MOMMA AND SHE HATES YOU
(19:30:32) Pancakes483: YOU FELL OUT OF YO MOMMA AAND IT FUCK YOU UP
(19:30:38) Pancakes483: YOU BORN IN THE GHETTO
(19:30:47) Pancakes483: LIKE ALL ITALIAN PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU
(19:31:25) x1ronmaidenx: hehe
(19:32:37) Pancakes483: YOU PIECEOSHIT
(19:32:58) Pancakes483: YOU SAY YOU LOVE YOU COUNTY THEN YOU FUCK THE MWITH YOU PIZZA PRICES BITHC!
(19:33:18) x1ronmaidenx: I don't think I've ever said I love my country
(19:33:19) x1ronmaidenx: ...
(19:33:24) x1ronmaidenx: No I do believe I've never said that.
(19:33:29) Pancakes483: YO LOVE YO MOMMA!
(19:35:40) Pancakes483: AND YOU GOT NO BALLS
(19:35:49) Pancakes483: YOU GOT A TWIG DICK
(19:35:53) x1ronmaidenx: I do
(19:35:55) x1ronmaidenx: I really do
(19:35:56) x1ronmaidenx:
(19:36:23) Pancakes483: YOU NEED VIAGRA TOO!
(19:37:00) x1ronmaidenx: that i don't need, I can go 4 times in a row
(19:37:01) Pancakes483: YOU GOT WHISKEY DICK FROM DRINKIN GRAPE JUICE YOU LITTLE PRICK
(19:37:03) x1ronmaidenx: biznatch
(19:37:14) Pancakes483: YOU CAN FUCK YO MOMMA 4 TIMES IN A ROW
(19:37:59) Pancakes483: YOU CALL ME A BIZNATCH FUCKER!
(19:38:08) Pancakes483: YOU MY FUCKIN BITCH
(19:38:14) Pancakes483: YOU MUTHA FUCKA
(19:38:16) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU
(19:38:21) Pancakes483: FUCK YO MOMMA
(19:38:26) Pancakes483: AND HER MOMMA
(19:38:28) Pancakes483: AND YOU AQGAIN
(19:38:36) Pancakes483: AND YO MOMMA UP THE ASS
(19:38:39) Pancakes483: AND AGAIN
(19:38:42) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU BITCH
(19:38:58) Pancakes483: YOU MUTHAFUCKA FUCKIN CALL ME A BIZNATCH YOU PAY
(19:39:01) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU
(19:39:05) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU MOMMA
(19:39:10) Pancakes483: FUCK YOUR COUNTRY
(19:39:26) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU GREASY PIZZA BOY TILL YOU BURN IN HELL
(19:39:51) Pancakes483: AND FUCK YOU LITTLE DICK YOU FUCKING JUVENILLE PRICK
(19:40:00) Pancakes483: AND FUCK YOU UP THE ASS AGAIN
(19:40:27) Pancakes483: THEN FUCK AMERICA
(19:40:30) Pancakes483: AND ITALY
(19:40:34) Pancakes483: THEN SICILY
(19:40:37) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU BITCH
(19:42:04) Pancakes483: YOU'RE AN INSECURE FUCKER WHO CNA'T DO SHIT SO HE FUCKS HIS MOMMAS GREASY ASS
(19:42:33) Pancakes483: AND YOU GOT HERPES TOO!
(19:42:47) Pancakes483: YOU GOT WARTS IN YO ASSHOle
(19:43:38) Pancakes483: YOU'RE A MUTHAFUCKA WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT
(19:44:44) Pancakes483: YOU WANNA FUCK YO MOMMA
(19:44:49) Pancakes483: DON'T YOU
(19:44:55) Pancakes483: YOU DON'T HAVE BALLS T TALK!
(19:45:04) Pancakes483: YOU GREASY BITCH
(19:45:12) Pancakes483: I'LL FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE
(19:46:20) Pancakes483: YOU GOT NO BALLS BITCH
(19:48:37) Pancakes483: FUCK YOU
(19:48:40) Pancakes483: BITCH

 

[I-F 2.0 (Cause Its Cool To Do)]

 

[Steve]

I'm such an asshole

 

[I-F 2.0 (Cause Its Cool To Do)]

I enjoyed it, but I mean, I just used the advantages of Trillian...

 

[Captain Beard]

Damnit, I need as many rep points as you, guy with a weiner as an avatar. What did you say to get that many?

 

[I-F 2.0 (Cause Its Cool To Do)]

He's got a program going...

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

Damnit, I need as many rep points as you, guy with a weiner as an avatar. What did you say to get that many?

 

[Steve]

I discuss a lot
and flame Profanity (got me lots )

 

[Steve]

It's gums' old avatar from those of you who have bee nher efor a while... and it supposedly a hot dog

 

[Captain Beard]

I see. But. you see, the problem is, I am as weird as he, so I'm S-O-L.

 

[KleptomaN]

This thread has been chosen.

To be used as the thread where I say goodnight to Opeth Chat.

Good night, Opeth Chat.

Bitch.