1.What is your full name?
Tim Oakley
2.How old are you? (don´t cheat, ladies!!)
19
3.Favourite color?
well black isnt a colour but im going with it anyway.
4.Favourite food and drink?
Tzaziki dip and probably beer.
5.Favourite movie?
The Last Samurai\ underworld
6.Favourite tv-serie?
hehehe The Simpsons\"Clerks" the cartoon series
7.Favourite cartoon character?
Spiderman
8.Favourite game?
Legacy Of Kain - Blood Omen 1
9.The sickest thing you know?
The fact that there is yet another Big Brother on TV
10.What is the thing you like doing best?
i would have to say writing/playing music
10.Is sex the best thing in the world?
No way. look sex is really really great but there things that mean more to me
11.The most evil thing anyone has ever said to you?
"im embarrased to call you my son" - my mother.
12.The most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to you?
i love you. (it needs to be meant though)
14.What foreign countries you have visited to?
England, Scotland
15.In what foreign countries you´d like to go someday?
SWEDEN!!!, Thailand, China, Japan, Ireland, Wales, America
16.The best coutry in the world?
apparently i live in the most liveable city in the world. trust me it isnt that good.
17.Coffee or tea?
Lemon Tea
18.Milk or water?
water
19.The ugliest thing you own?
a blue and write striped t-shirt. it hasnt seen the sun to date.
20.The best word in the whole wide world?
Ethereal
21.What is your job?
hehehe next question
22.What would you WANNA do for living?
live off playing all over the world with my band
23. The worst band you know?
Still Life
24. Best season?
Winter
25. Who is your best friend?
The guys in my band
26. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
no.
28. Best in Christmas?
When the relo's leave and it all goes back to normal
29. Do you like sleeping?
No.
30. Person you´d like to kill or at least make disappear?
Chris Gomez. he'll get his one day....
31. Best author?
Ann Marston. (she got me into reading)
32. Your favourite book?
"kingmakers Sword" Ann Marston
33. Internet- site you use the most (not your mail-box)?
UM.com
34. What thing pushes your buttons EVERY time it happens?
when people will not do something for the benefit of
everyone because they are too lazy or greedy or just plain spitefull
35. For what are you fanatic for?
Music, Blades, Blacksmithing, Spiritualism,
36. Support McDonald´s?
i cant prove it but im positive that one day McDonalds, Coke and Sony
are going to cornere the world trade markets and gain controll of all
governments.
37. Death Metal or Black Metal?
Melodic Death over Black but i still love Black Metal
38. Darkness or light?
i love the dark. it feels more calm.
39.Like Lord of the Rings?
Yes
41. Rain or shine?
Both
42. What is so horrible thing you´d never do it, you´d rather die?
rape, pedophilia, cheat on a girlfriend,
43. what colour is your toothbrush?
Blue
44. Do you have fetishes and if yes, what are they?
A little pain in sex isnt a bad thing.
45. g-strings: yes or no?
im not a big fan
46. name 3 favorite band of yours.
Opeth, Beyond The Embrace, Evergrey
(DT was too obvious)
47. Do you have pets?
a cat and a dog. (my cat is the bigger of the 2)
48. Do you have siblings?
Younger sister
49. Can you sing?
i like to think so im a lead vocalist.
50. Puppies or kitties?
Kittens
51. Are you in a relationship? (if yes, do you love him/her from the bottom of your
heart?)
No im single
52. do you believe in love from the first sight?
no but i think that 2 people can be made for each other
53. Are you religious?
not religious
54. rate yourself from 1 to 10 with explanation
i think in order to find out you will have to get to no me.
i can be odd at times.
55. Do you keep posters on your wall? What kind?
yeah metal posters
56. Do you dye your hair?
i dont have hair right now.
57. Who should be the king of the world if there could be one?
i would say me but im not up to the task. i dont know.probably
Phil from Pantera. that guy doesnt give a fuck.
58. Do you dress in black clothes? if no, then in what colors?
Black Leather, Black demin and Steel.
59. What would you rather be deaf, mute or blind?
Blind. i want to hear music and be able to sing it.
60. Are goths gay?
the whiney universally depressed kind....not gay just sad.
61. What is your favourite tree?
Oak.
62. Do you wear socks?
at the moment yes. but shoes and socks i forget sometimes.
63. What is your favourite piece of furniture?
a huge four poster bed. (havent got one but its on my list)
64. Do you consider yourself as an adult?
i suppose. but old doesnt mean wise.
65. Your opinion on marijuana?
ill have a bong when it suits me.
66. Leatherpants or jeans?
Leather pants when i can afford them.
67. Do you feel that text-messages and e-mails have destroyed the "real" way of
discussion?
fuck no.
68. What language would you wanna learn?
Gaelic, Finnish (i dont know if thats the way you say it.)
and Mandarin.
69. Do you wear glasses?
only sunglasses.
70. Studying or working?
none of the above
71. What festivals have you been to?
The Big Day Out. it was shit.
72. If there is a room with one door and 3 windows and there are madmans coming in
in every one of them, what will you do?(use your imagination, there can be
something else as well)
rip out my custom made two handed sword and put them all to death.
73. Will you one day have kids?
i would love kids but when the time is right. which isnt now.
74. Do you yet have names for them picked up? What are they?
ill let it come.
75. If you could, what kinda machine would you build in an amusement park?
I'd call it the "Spray and Pay". i would get everbody to line up and ther
would be a big buffet table that was free. keep them waiting for half an hour
then put them in a big version of a dryer. they hurl i make money.
76. Are candles nice pretty-lighty-thingys or just something you can put peoples
hair to?
candles give off a really nice light.
77. What do you parents do for a living?
Mum is a receptionist. Dad makes oil for cars.
78. Did you have a happy childhood?
parts, yes.
79. Roof or floor?
Floor
80. Do you often picture people naked?
not really
81. Are you expecting something exciting in this very minute? What is it?
no but it would be cool.
82. Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot?
sherlock for sure.
83. Do you hate copy-machines? (this question has something to do with the thing
that I´m dealing here right now...and I say YES)
they have done nothing wrong by me.
84. Crowded busses...place to blow your head off or good place to chat?
the masses irritate me.
85. Skating or skiing?
never bin skiing before so skating it is.
86. Hair open or with a pony-tail?
whatever suits.
87. Gymnastics or dancing?
dancing. it can be really sexy.
88. Some dude with a bad breath comes to talk to you, what do you do?
say "hey buddy how r you?" (joke)
89. Do you have a driver´s licence?
Yes
90. As what kinda driver you´d classify yourself?
ill get you there.
91. How tall are you?
about 6 foot.
92. Would you wanna build your own house?
its one of my plans.
93. Do you like being photographed?
Not really. i dont care though
94. Have you ever posed nude?
.............next question.
95. Are you lazy? Explain yourself!
i do things at my own pace but they are alwys done when needed.
96. Do you wear jewellery? What kind?/Why not?
sometimes ill throw on my punching ring.
97. When something doesn´t go your way, what do you do? (shout, curse, cry, wait a
minute...)
depends on the situation
99. What animal would you wanna be?
Grey Wolf
100. Do you watch the news? Why?/Why not?
no. i cant stop what happens when there is an earthquake in Turkey.
im not uncaring but i dont see the point thinking about it if i have more
omportant things to think about.
101. Do you like Nine Inch Nails? (inspired by Rusty´s "avatar"-words)
No.
102. Have you ever worn a beret? You like ´em in general?
if ti suits somebody then they can wear one. not for me though
103. You run towards a corner, pull the carpet from the floor and find a secret
passage like in old movies. What do you see when you open the hatch?
The insides of a septic tank.
104. Which is scarier weapon: a dirty knife or a huge stick with nails put into it?
stick. more reach with the stick.
105. Long skirts or short ones?
if it suits.
106. How do you usually spend your Saturday nights?
passed out at my bass players house usually to fucked to speak.
107. What is the worst illness you´ve had?
i have chronic depression. its not that bad for me.
it shits me sometimes though
108. Seen a dead person? in real life, I mean.
yeah. nothin to special
109. The most stupid thing you did during your childhood?
everything. thats what kids do isnt it?
110. Math or languages?
i think i would be better at languages
111. Blonds or brunettes?
like i said if it suits. but brunettes over blondes usually
barbies suck balls.
112. The best ice cream tastes like...?
liquorice
113. Have you ever walked out from a movie theatre in the middle of the show ´cause
the movie sucked so hard?
Good Will Hunting.
114. What thing did you bought, paid lots and didn´t even like the result?
a knife i bought. really poorly made.
115. Are you able to see things often from another persons angle?
Yes, I think so.
116. Have you kept a diary?
kinda.
117. What magazines you like to read?
i dont read them.
118. Is the world now scarier place than it was when you grew up?
yeah but then again so am i.
119. Are you bi-sexual?
no.
120. Enough yet?
bring it on.
121. Which do you prefer; science fiction or horror?
Horror
123. Is Arnold tougher than Sylvester?
there both meatheads.
124. Have you completely forsaken VHS´s now that DVD has come?
No, I still have a few. thinking about it though.
125. George W. Bush?
Dickhead.
126. Do you have "snail-mail"-buddies?
i have no idea what that is.
127. You like getting a tan?
i dont tan i burn.
128. You got tattoos/piercings?
yeah both.
129. ...shit...
130. When is the last time you´ve build a snowman?
i dont think i ever have
131. When is your birthday?
october 20th.
132. Getting or giving gifts?
both are kool but giving is better.
133. Do you boicot something?
Reality TV
135. Who´s going to Wacken (yep, still on that fucking subject)
i dont think i can. im in australia
136. Have you travelled by an airplane? How´s it like? I should do this in the
summer but I´m afraid...
its nothin you'll be fine.
137. How often do you wash your hair?
like i said i dont ave at the moment.
138. How long does it take for you to take a shower?
15-20 minutes. i like showers.
139. Could you go in a plastic surgery? What would you "fix"?
i hate the idea, unless somebody has bin horribly disfigured
then they should be proud of who they are.
140. Speaking or listening?
whatever is right at the time.
141. Who would you wanna meet? (dead or alive)
Tom S. Englund, Maynard James Keenan, oh fuck it theres too many.
142. Politics?
i stay out of it.
143. Are a good cook?
i am wierd as it is.
144. Do you like cleaning?
No
145. Suicide is...?
Weak.
146. What do you think about men who dress in skirts and wear make up?
if they want to. i wont but hey they can have fun.
147. Are policemen our friends or enemies?
A necessary evil
148. Are you afraid of going to a dentist?
No. i just people putting there fingers in my mouth.
149. How do you want to die?
after i have finished what i need to do here i would like to go out
saving somebody else or if im lucky enough with my wife at the same time.
150. Tell me what you think of me (Lumitalvi).
i havent had the pleasure yet.
152. Would you rather be an actor or a POPstar?
Actor
153. Britney or Christina?
i would shoot both
154. What is/was your favourite toy?
My spiderman figurine. i think i still got it.
155. Did your parents read bedtime stories to you?
yeah for a while they did.
156. Are you afraid giving speeches?
na im ok.
157. Blacksmith or shoemaker?
Blacksmith
158. Wiccas are...?
special people. i have respect for them. but i cant practise myself.
159. Do you consider yourself as a patient person?
depends on the situation. sometimes i am very impatient
160. Wanna go out when it´s raining?
if you like
165. Why doesn´t my stomach like food in the morning?
i have no idea.
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167. How many cousins do you have?
stacks but i dont know them. they live in other countries. but i no
4 of them.
168. Do you often buy new clothes?
no. i would but i got no money right now.
169. Is honesty the best policy?
yeah i think so. its a very strong way to be.
170. Do you take good care of your health?
not really but i do ok. im not dead yet.
171. Vegetables or fruits?
Fruit
172. How many nights a month you sit in a bar?
about 4 times
175. Are you desperately waiting for spring to come?
No
176. Have you tried out what dog food tastes like?
Yes
177. One thing in your life you would do differently.
i would have started playing guitar and singing alot earlier.
178. Is fucking animals cool?
LOL where the fuck did that question come from? but no it isnt
179. What instrument would you wanna play?
Well, i play guitar and i used to play bass and i sing but i want
to learn pan pipes and bag pipes and tenor sax. some other stuff too.
181. Do you actually read others answers?
Yes
191. What is your favorite sex position?
there all good when you both no what you are doing.
192. Do you like the taste of the opposite sex's genitals? (how official did that
just sounded?)
And to be more exact, I mean CLEAN genitals, not festival genitals after 3 days
without a shower.
i could stay down there for hours.
193. Do you like it ruff or gentle?
i like it rough but not stupidly rough..........you asked.
194. Like to recieve/do some spanking?
if the one im with wants me too im more than happy. but its not for me.
195. what do you think of while having sex?
im focused on the person im with.
197. What makes you lust for the opposite sex?
alot of things but i think when i am dancing with a girl
and i can smell her hair it drives me fucking crazy.
that and her eyes. man this is bad i hate thinking about this
stuff when im single.
198. What do you enjoy the most during sex/foreplay?
the other person.
199. ...And do you actually perform any foreplay, or are you more just a "shove it
in and get over it" type of man/woman?
foreplay is half the fun.
200. did you feel uncomfortable answering to these questions?
im not ashamed.if you ask then ill answer.
201. Want more sex related questions?
it doesnt bother me
202. have you given to/received from anyone a single red rose?
Yes but it was a white rose
203. what colour are your bedroom walls? Black
204. do you talk with yourself? yes
206. what do you think of people who don't drink, smoke, or do drugs? if they no they dont
like it because they no from experience then ok. otherwise they dont like it because they dont understand
it and thats silly.
207. classic: what would you take with you along to an island? one of those flags the amercans
put on the moon so i could claim the islan as mine.
208. what is the best pick-up line you know?
nice shoes,wanna fuck? (joke)
209. toilet seat, up or down? up in use.down otherwise
211. is madonna the queen of pop? it doesnt bother me i dont listen to pop
212. is elvis the king? of rock and roll yeah i spose. but its just a name
213. do you have a massaging shower? i wish
214. how many boy/girlfriends have you had? about 8 girlfriends. it didnt owrk out with any of them.
215. will you ever get married? i hope so one day.
216. wanna live in the countryside or in a city? countryside but not too far from the city
217. nuclear power plants? they have more efficient power sources.people are just fucked.
218. are you often commando? i can be if the need arises
219. boat or airplane? Boat
220. when was the last time you cried? i cant remember
221. hugging or kissing? both.
222. do you like going to buy food in a market? if i need it then i spose its ok
223. what is your email address? chat with me and i will give it to you
224. are you into sports? not really but if the cricket or footy is on and im drunk ill watch it.
225. when was the last time you visited some amusement park? i was 12 i think
227. are you superstitious? no but i believe in some wierd stuff
228. about what thing you're happy it's over? its too long a story this survey.
229. how many times in a week you eat junk food? whenever i ca afford it and im in the mood
230. do you like old people? depends on the person
232.
a. ) Ever cried while listening some album? (if yes, what was the band/album) yeah Sunk Loto - Big Picture Lies.(its complicated)
233. for musicians: Ever got so frustrated by your own skills that you just want to throw your instrument/mic on the wall and stop playing/singing for once and for all? never.
234. for musicians again: In what state of mind you usually feel urge to create music or play/sing (when you're feeling sad, happy, lunatic...)? its usually when im really fucked in the head
235. Have you ever found cure in music for your mood/depression?its the reason im still here
(if yes, tell abit about it) yes but like i said its too long a story for this survey
236. What saddens you the most in your life? my loss of faith in the human race.
237. What is the best song ever? (name only one song) to hard to do.
238. Have you ever thought of commiting a suicide? no. im not weak
239: Have any of your friends committed or tried to commit a suicide? yeah but it hasnt happened yet.
240: and to stick with my image:
a.) Do you sleep naked? if i feel the need
b.) Do you sleep blanked/pillow between your legs? no
241. Don't you just hate it when tramps come and stand next to you on the bus and make you stink for bloody ages?? its never happened to me
242. Don't you just hate it when you're on a shitty computer where IE is set up so that only one instance of it can be open at any time and it's really bloody awkward and you hate it but can't be arsed to change it since you'll be going to a really boring maths lecture in 5 minutes anyway although you don't know why since you'll probably fall asleep anyway since you actually got up at a reasonable time this morning instead of sleeping in for ages?? yeah sure buddy whatever you want.
243. Whereabouts do you live (middle of a city, edge of a city, town, village, middle of nowehere etc)?? in the burbs but on the outskirts of them. right near the bush
244. Is it in a nice neighbourhood, or a shithole?? i live in a scumhole where all the gangster tryhards think its Harlem.
245. Do you live in a house or a flat/appartment?? house
246. How many floors/storeys does it have?? 1 story.
247. How many rooms?? about about 10 i think
248. Do you have any sort of garden/yard, or even a flower-box on a window sill?? yeah i have a backyard. nothing spectacular though
249. How much do you like living there?? as soon as i can move i will.
250. Who lives there with you (including pets)?? My parents and my younger sister.
251. Men or women, ladies and gentlemen? im smarter than that. to answer that is death.
252. Why is it that people so much enjoy watching murders and stuff on TV? I am one of them, so please, tell me why!!!!!! you want to see it but you dont want to tell yourself. watch a movie called "Beyond The Limits", it will fix you right up.
253. How long do you wanna live? i want to die before im incapable of living.
254. NOW expecting something cool to happen? still no.
255. What would happen to you if you had to live in a house where all walls were made of glass? My neighbours would see alot more of me than they would want to
256. What country makes the best movies? not too sure. but the band ones are the best
257. How often do you eat candy? whenever its there and im in the mood
258. Do you eat it slowly and saving it for later or just throw them all in your mouth and feel sick rest of the day? depends on my mood
259. Best day in a week? sunday morning
260. Best time of the day? sunset
261. What is the name of the new drummer in Farmakon? i have no idea
262. How was your puberty? Was it as hard as it always is been descrived? it was ok.
263. How old are your pillows? only a few weeks old. i just bought new ones.
264. Do you have a dishwasher? no
265. My cat is being castrated on Friday. Am I cruel? i love animals but no if its done humanely
266. If you could make ONE THING disappear from the world, what would it be? GREED
267. Do you like garlic? yes
268. Racism? i give my friends shit but im not a racist person, we all do it for fun
269. Do you have so dry skin you have to put cream on it every fuckig time you come out of shower? (what do you mean I have experience on this one?? ) no
270. Do you like to be in a room with bright light or when it´s dim? i like no light better.
587. have you ever lied while replying to this survey?
no.
588. if yes, can you write the real answer to at least one question you've previously ignored or lied about, without specifying which question it was?
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589. favourite non-metal record?
A Perfect Circle - The Thirteenth Step. (Maynard is a fucking champion)
590. if you were suddenly lost in the wilderness without means of contacting anybody, what would you do?
find a suitable shelter place and start to build where i will sleep. then get fire wood and see about
trying to catch some food.
591. when have you first listened to a music album?
too young to remember
592. name five people from ultimatemetal you'd gladly do without
i cant everybody i have met has bin really cool. but i herd profanity
wa a real dickhead
593. not counting mailing lists or email notifications from communities online, how many emails do you receive each day, and how many of those are spam?
i get a few from my band but they are guitarpro files.nothing special
594. do you often download music from the internet?
my guitarist has cable he dopes most of it for me
595. do you think mankind will ever "move" to another planet in the solar system?
i think we will destroy each other before we get the technology
596. how long does it take you to start nurturing a sentimental interest towards someone?
it depends on how we interact
597. how strong limitations of your privacy and independence are you ready to accept in a relationship?
i will give up my privacy but my independance is mine. i will go with somebody gladly
if its not a bad thing. but nobody makes up my mind for me.
598. what is the compliment you've heard the most regarding yourself?
"your a great guy im sure you will find somebody some day"
man i hate that line.
599. what's the deadly sin you indulge to the most (for the record, the deadly sins are: gluttony, sloth, greed, anger, pride, lust, and envy)?
i suppose anger. im not and angry person its just alot of things piss me off.
600. a cabin by the lake or a palace on the hills?
palace in the hills
601. Best music video you´ve seen?
hehehe "The Outsider" filmclip by A Perfect Circle. shovanistic i no but i
love muscle cars,attractive girls and random acts of destruction.i cant help it
602. How many of your closest people do you touch? (placing a hand on someone, NOthing sexual, you freaks)
maybe 10. im ok with it but some people i dont want touching me.
603. What would be the best day to die?
my birthday. if a have a funeral people will remember the date of my death aswell as my birthday.
i dont want to make 2 days sad for my loved ones.
604. Band logo you like best?
havent realy got one
605. Do you like drinking ice tea?
dont know i have never tried it
606. How often do you use "post quick reply"?
all the time
607. How many times you have to listen a song before you start remembering the lyrics?
im pretty good at that. maybe 5 to get most of the song in my head
608. The first thing you did today (besides woke up) ?
had a cigarette
609. Sweet or sour?
sweet.
610. Platon or Aristoteles?
both very intellegent men.