a thread with a differance
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elzka
fantastic idiot
elzka
fantastic idiot
miranda B
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Achernar
Ego-Boosted Southlander
elzka
fantastic idiot
Allan
New Metal Member
miranda B said:
Noooooooooooooo.I actually considered whether I had logged on to som daters chat site by accident
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Eos
The Entwined
Crack Hitler
homeless
oh mother of all sacred things, I actually read all that shit waiting for some hilariously irrelevant things but instead got like ten pages of e-foreplay...
and hey miss-nurse-student-playing-jenna-mysterious-not-sending-her-pics-and-being-a-sis-to-a-guy-who-uses-way-too-long-and-wannabe-witty-names-for-you, WTF were you doing up so late?!? thought you were supposed to be highly motivated student who can't wait to go to sleep so next schoolday would come soon enough
and hey miss-nurse-student-playing-jenna-mysterious-not-sending-her-pics-and-being-a-sis-to-a-guy-who-uses-way-too-long-and-wannabe-witty-names-for-you, WTF were you doing up so late?!? thought you were supposed to be highly motivated student who can't wait to go to sleep so next schoolday would come soon enough
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Cunt
This one time, one of my friends decided to piss in an empty half gallon Icy Tea container. I guess that wasn't good enough so he took a shit in it as well. Then another one of my friends looked at it and vomited on it. We didn't know what else to do with it, so we stuck it in some guys mailbox.
The End.
The End.
Crack Hitler
homeless
Now that's more like it!
I once puked while still running towards the last train of the night. when the doors closed, I vomited again at the entrance of that train. walked home and realised my jacket was covered with my own vomit.
I once puked while still running towards the last train of the night. when the doors closed, I vomited again at the entrance of that train. walked home and realised my jacket was covered with my own vomit.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Cunt
Ah, vomit stories.
I can't even remember how many times I've ended up puking in my friends' bathtubs. Seems I can't even vomit in a toilet that someone else has used. What the fuck it my problem?
This one time, my one friends girlfriend started puking. Well I hated her, so I told her to lie on her back and go to sleep. Then I went through her purse.
Also, one of my friends has a hunter for a father and was keeping deertails in the refrigerater in the basement. When one of my other friends, the one who pooped in the tea container, saw this, he started vomiting right on the floor.
I can't even remember how many times I've ended up puking in my friends' bathtubs. Seems I can't even vomit in a toilet that someone else has used. What the fuck it my problem?
This one time, my one friends girlfriend started puking. Well I hated her, so I told her to lie on her back and go to sleep. Then I went through her purse.
Also, one of my friends has a hunter for a father and was keeping deertails in the refrigerater in the basement. When one of my other friends, the one who pooped in the tea container, saw this, he started vomiting right on the floor.
elzka
fantastic idiot
Crack Hitler said:and hey miss-nurse-student-playing-jenna-mysterious-not-sending-her-pics-and-being-a-sis-to-a-guy-who-uses-way-too-long-and-wannabe-witty-names-for-you, WTF were you doing up so late?!? thought you were supposed to be highly motivated student who can't wait to go to sleep so next schoolday would come soon enough
hahahaha!
actually, i had really bad ache on my throat and it hurted so badly that i couldnt sleep at all last night..
New Kids on the Block Biography
Formed in 1984, this pop group from Boston, Massachusetts, USA, featured Joe McIntyre (b. 31 December 1972, Needham, Massachusetts, USA), Jordan Knight (b. 17 May 1970, Worcester, Massachusetts, USA), Jonathan Knight (b. 29 November 1968, Worcester, Massachusetts, USA), Daniel Wood (b. 14 May 1969, Boston, Massachusetts, USA) and Donald Wahlberg (b. 17 August 1969, Boston, Massachusetts, USA). They were discovered by producer/writer Maurice Starr, who had previously moulded the career of New Edition. It was Starr who presented his protégés with a rap song titled "New Kids On The Block" from which they took their name. Their self-titled album, released in 1986, fused rap and pop and brought them popularity among a predominantly white teenage audience.
However, it was not until summer 1988 that they broke through to the US charts with the Top 10 hit "Please Don't Go Girl". In 1989, they became the biggest-selling group in America, enjoying Top 10 hits with "You Got It (The Right Stuff)", "Didn't I (Blow Your Mind)", "Cover Girl" and "This One's For The Children", and topping the charts with "I'll Be Loving You (Forever)" and "Hangin' Tough". "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" and a reissue of "Hangin' Tough" climbed to number 1 in the UK, thereby establishing the quintet as an act of international teen appeal. The following year's US number 1 "Step By Step" became their most successful single, and was followed by another Top 10 hit, "Tonight". The attendant Step By Step topped both the Sand UK album charts, although it sold less than their debut album. In 1992 they shortened their name to NKOTB, but failed to match the commercial success they enjoyed between 1989 and 1990, even though Face The Music (recorded without Starr) credibly reinvented the group as a stylish urban R&B outfit. The group split-up in June 1994 to concentrate on solo careers.
Discography:
New Kids On The Block (Columbia 1986)**, Hangin' Tough (Columbia 1988)***, Merry, Merry Christmas (Columbia 1989)*, Step By Step (Columbia 1990)**, No More Games/The Remix Album (Columbia 1990)**, Face The Music (Columbia 1994)***.
Compilations:
H.I.T.S (Columbia 1991)***, Greatest Hits (Sony 1999)****.
Bibliography:
New Kids On The Block: The Whole Story By Their Friends, Robin McGibbon. New Kids On The Block, Lynn Goldsmith
Formed in 1984, this pop group from Boston, Massachusetts, USA, featured Joe McIntyre (b. 31 December 1972, Needham, Massachusetts, USA), Jordan Knight (b. 17 May 1970, Worcester, Massachusetts, USA), Jonathan Knight (b. 29 November 1968, Worcester, Massachusetts, USA), Daniel Wood (b. 14 May 1969, Boston, Massachusetts, USA) and Donald Wahlberg (b. 17 August 1969, Boston, Massachusetts, USA). They were discovered by producer/writer Maurice Starr, who had previously moulded the career of New Edition. It was Starr who presented his protégés with a rap song titled "New Kids On The Block" from which they took their name. Their self-titled album, released in 1986, fused rap and pop and brought them popularity among a predominantly white teenage audience.
However, it was not until summer 1988 that they broke through to the US charts with the Top 10 hit "Please Don't Go Girl". In 1989, they became the biggest-selling group in America, enjoying Top 10 hits with "You Got It (The Right Stuff)", "Didn't I (Blow Your Mind)", "Cover Girl" and "This One's For The Children", and topping the charts with "I'll Be Loving You (Forever)" and "Hangin' Tough". "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" and a reissue of "Hangin' Tough" climbed to number 1 in the UK, thereby establishing the quintet as an act of international teen appeal. The following year's US number 1 "Step By Step" became their most successful single, and was followed by another Top 10 hit, "Tonight". The attendant Step By Step topped both the Sand UK album charts, although it sold less than their debut album. In 1992 they shortened their name to NKOTB, but failed to match the commercial success they enjoyed between 1989 and 1990, even though Face The Music (recorded without Starr) credibly reinvented the group as a stylish urban R&B outfit. The group split-up in June 1994 to concentrate on solo careers.
Discography:
New Kids On The Block (Columbia 1986)**, Hangin' Tough (Columbia 1988)***, Merry, Merry Christmas (Columbia 1989)*, Step By Step (Columbia 1990)**, No More Games/The Remix Album (Columbia 1990)**, Face The Music (Columbia 1994)***.
Compilations:
H.I.T.S (Columbia 1991)***, Greatest Hits (Sony 1999)****.
Bibliography:
New Kids On The Block: The Whole Story By Their Friends, Robin McGibbon. New Kids On The Block, Lynn Goldsmith
Dhatura
New Metal Member
Say hello
To the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello
To the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know it's there so don't neglect it
I'm taking her home with me
All dressed in white
She's got everything I need
Pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me
I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys
Say hello
To all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello
To everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it
I'm taking her home with me
All dressed in white
She's got everything I need
Some pills and a little cup
She's falling hard for me
I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys
She's got everything I need
Pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys
Say hello to the rug's topography
To the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello
To the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know it's there so don't neglect it
I'm taking her home with me
All dressed in white
She's got everything I need
Pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me
I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys
Say hello
To all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello
To everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it
I'm taking her home with me
All dressed in white
She's got everything I need
Some pills and a little cup
She's falling hard for me
I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys
She's got everything I need
Pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys
Say hello to the rug's topography
Achernar
Ego-Boosted Southlander
Achernar
Ego-Boosted Southlander
I actually have three friends who look like him. Maybe you lot are failed clones or something...
Su Jacko
Member
you can still get Chuck Norris calendars, 2004 and everything, in Liverpool at least...not that I go looking for such oddities
