a tour in france....please.. when???

[~Lynn~]

Man one time I was taking a nap and the UPS man beat on the door when he dropped a package, so I woke up half grogged out and pulled on a pair of jeans yanked the zipper up catching a load of pubes in it. It was like being hit by lightning and lit on fire all at the same time. Lesson learned.

 

[Morganna]

In all honesty, I'll tolerate anything not too wooly as long as the flaps stay clear.

Landing strips arent so bad...Bermuda Triangles on the other hand are pushing it...pussy hair is just gross D:

You know what I hate though, the five o' clock shadow. It's worse then woolly mammoth.

 

[Brooks]

Yeah, no shit. I fully concur.

Anyone that doesn't know what we're talking about is a fucking phlag.