Well it's pretty much like this. Bernie Mac masterminded with funding from the Elders of Zion who run the banks. Heath Ledger caught wind of it so Bernie hired the Lizard People who have taken the guise of the British Royal family to kill him. Of course this was all covered up by the liberal, jew-controlled media. Prove me wrong.
Paul Newman is dead.
When I read that at first I was cheering... best news since Heath Ledger dead!Travis Barker of Blink 182 was in a plane crash the other day
and him and one other dude were the only survivors