So three hobos are sitting under a tree, talking about good times past. The first one says... "You guys see that Rock over there? Right there, I found a bottle of grain alcohol, so I drank all of it and slept all day."
The second one says, "OH YEAH? You see that shed over there? I found a sack of pot and stumbled around all day."
The third one says, "Haha, I have you all beat. You see those railroad tracks? Right there, I found a hot girl tied to them. I untied her and we had sex all day."
"AWESOME!" they all say, "What was she... a blone? brunette?"
"I don't know", he says, "I never found her head!"
HAHAHARHAARHAHRHAHARARR
feel better.