So, anyone else's day been completely WEIRD?

[Will Bozarth]

he has kids, someone did. His face is ribbed for YOUR pleasure.

Whoever fucked him was definitely barking up the wrong tree.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Yay!! Want to go to the Shaolin show wif us tonight?

I do but I have a respiratory infection now and don't wanna be around the smoke. I got antibiotics yesterday while I had insurance, yay. I do need to go to the scary chinese store for presents!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Whoever fucked him was definitely barking up the wrong tree.

She should make like a tree and "leave"

 

[Will Bozarth]

she did, actually!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

she did, actually!

He was the root of their problems obviously.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I heard that their relationship was for the birds.

 

[Chromatose]

This thread has run it's course and turned into another food thread.

THREAD CLOSED

 

[Will Bozarth]

Nah, this thread actually has a TREE MAN in it, therefore maintaining some kind of fun stuff.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Nah, this thread actually has a TREE MAN in it, therefore maintaining some kind of fun stuff.

wonder if a bunch of beaners come by every week to trim him down. That dude looks like a popcorn ceiling.

 

[Chromatose]

wtf, there's TWO of these people in the world?!

I'm pretty sure the one I had been reading about was russian, and this dude's indonesian!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Is this a joke post, Faff?

Because I certainly laughed...

 

[lad]

And this is DISGUSTING

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...GGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

Jesus fucking christ.

Still a bit weirded out from last night when I inadvertently snapped a large mirror in a pub, then notified pub staff, and was patted on the back (literally) by the owners. I'm feeling suspicious.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

this thread needs more cutaneous horns.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

These people are obviously Ents, in their early development stages.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

eeeeeeew.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hah, I like this one. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...VCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml

Also, I found $10 on the bus and tonight I'm seeing Superbad at a local theater. My day rocketh.

 

[Superior]

I don't know if you all know this, but HPV is the same thing that cause genital warts, so pretty much, his arms are one of those really bad cases of STD you get shown in health class.

Yeah, ent man, more like dickwart-hand man. ugh.

 

[perniciosa]

hm, it's not a case of STD. There are about 200 types of HPV viruses and they cause a lot of different things. Most of them don't cause anything actually, some cause skin warts. All HPVs are transmitted by skin-to-skin contact. About 30 types (most dangerous) are transmited sexually - usually cause genital warts or different cancers (mostly cervical). The worst thing is that condom doesn't protect you from HPV as the virus is too small. And even if the virus would be big enough the condom still wouldn't be a proper protection, as it is also transmited skin-to-skin - same goes for syphilis.

Conclusion: even with condoms we should think twice before fucking someone we don't know well!

 

[El Stormo]

Especially if he looks like Treebeard.

 

[Superior]

ah