pain in my eye (seriously, kinda worried)

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Or get an awesome cybernetic replacement with X-Ray and Heat vision!

 

[Shpongled]

Now I'm starting to wonder why she's even concerned about this, what with all these amazing alternatives being presented!

 

[Liverslapper]

Yeah, good thing is: tits are Braille-compatible. It gives Stevie Wonder a reason to live. But it's just not the same...

...and if he tried to feel-up a female dog, he would think that he is trying to read a novel in Braille.

 

[neal]

 

[Liverslapper]

Neal....

 

[Shpongled]

Neal....

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and blame that post on the Jameson he bought today, and promptly forget he ever did it. Adios thread.

 

[neal]

i can understand your reactions, as i obviously said, "hey this is the most awesome song and video by the greatest band evar!" man, i am such a punk-rock loving loser....will you teach me to be metals?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yarr eye-pain. the general consensus is that it's just a scratch so i guess i'll wait it out another day or two before spending another $50+ for a real eye doctor to tell me that it's ... just a scratch

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

MY SPERM
IS IN
YOUR EYE

(this is funny if you're me, Will, and/or Chris)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will and chris are interchangeable?

 

[neal]

this is a good video.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

GOOD FOR ME TO POOP ON

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

will and chris are interchangeable?

They're the same person, actually.

 

[Liverslapper]

They're the same person, actually.

hawt

 

[wickedsensation]

When I wake up in the morning, and my face feels puffy, I put on an ice-pack.

 

[Liverslapper]

when my ass feels puffy, i sit on a polar bear.

 

[perniciosa]

Hi Vera!!!

Hi!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

When I wake up in the morning, and my face feels puffy, I put on an ice-pack.

patrick bateman, are we?

 

[slashvanyoung]

So, how are your balls today? Feeling better?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nope, still having that stabbing pain in the one of them, off and on. better than yesterday, though