ahahahahaha

[Karmic]

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.

"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said on Friday.

The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.

The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Pancakes]

Well. Damn.

 

[Chromatose]

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.

poor guy, he was just searching for a soft bed

i'd take a corpse anyday over one of those hard metal corpse trays

 

[lizard]

at least with a corpse you don't have to have her give you suggestions or bitch about penis size.

not that I would know anything about that.

 

[NinjaKitten]

bah! see if I ever take my necropheliac vacations there again!



... but seriously.. Im shocked it was legal to begin with, youd think that would be like one of those obvious laws that everyones had since the 1500's.

 

[lizard]

right its kind of like, "wow, knave, get ye off that dead wench now!"

 

[lizard]

haha some of the older posters here will remember this:
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1974198

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahah i never got to watch that at the library!!

 

[lizard]

well that's a new one, I can't find the thread we had all the old links in, we had alot of fun with this.

 

[lizard]

here's another good site
http://rick.lizard.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

wow you and glen benton were arrested for the same exact thing

 

[lizard]

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack winter daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy