Al-Jezeera the Enemy

Jurched

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May 10, 2005
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Since al-Jezeera is based in Qatar, right next to one of our airbases, it shouldn't be hard for us to bombard the neighbourhood and drop 100 heavily armed marines to kill every single worker at that enemy propagnda site.

I mean, in previous warsm we used to jam enemy broadcasts, bomb radio beacons, and hang traitors who broadcast for the enemy. "Tokyo Rose," anyone?

With that in mind, check out this article:


An Iraqi insurgent propaganda video, containing what is described as a Christmas message from a U.S. soldier taped just before he was killed, appeared on dozens of Web sites and on the al Jazeera network.

But a lot about the video does not add up, including the fact that ABC News found the supposedly dead soldier is "alive and well" and present for duty, according to a U.S. Army spokesman at Fort Campbell, Ky.

"There are a whole bunch of lies on that tape," said Lt. Col. Ed Loomis at Fort Campbell. "It is nothing but a total fabrication." The tape begins in dramatic form with the title "Lee's Life for Lies."

Nice title. I didn't know arabs knew how to do aliteration in English.


It is supposedly a Christmas greeting from a U.S. soldier, Specialist Lee Kimball Tucker, sent to his family in Florida before he was killed.

First there are scenes of Tucker celebrating his birthday with his buddies. Then a cut to an attack on a U.S. Army humvee and its aftermath. An insurgent narrator says the insurgents found a computer flash drive in the wreckage that belonged to Tucker and purports to play it.

A voice says, "Dear Mom and Dad, I'm so glad I could send you my third Christmas greetings letter."

Lt. Col. Loomis told ABC News that while the pictures appear to be authentic, it was a case of Tucker's identity being stolen in Iraq.

We should ask Mastercard how to avoid this sort of crime.

The voice identified as Tucker says he and his fellow soldiers became violent and reckless searching for insurgents.

Don't they all?

"The crimes by our soldiers during break-ins started to merge, such as burglary, harassment, raping and random manslaughter," says the voice. "Why are we even here? The people hate us."

The ones who hate them were ex-employees of Saddam.


Laura Mansfield, an Arabic language analyst at Strategic Translations, said this is a new trick in the jihadists' propaganda campaign. "This is part of a very shrewd campaign to reach a U.S. audience, soldiers and voters," she said. "It is in English and forgives most soldiers and Americans, calling on them to help end the war."

Forgives? Whenever does the jihad offer forgiveness?


Also on the tape is a description, supposedly from Tucker, of how soldiers buy their way out of dangerous night patrols and gun turret duty with cash and drugs. "The marijuana-rolled cigarettes are the rare currency capable of buying or changing anything. The drugs goes all around here," says the voice.

Ahh, the drugs. I swear, the producers of this video are old hippies who are reliving their cherished Vietnam days. What next? Videos of soldiers smoking weed through rifle barrels surrounded by jungle? The narrator can say "oh! This isn't Vietnam. No,no,no, this is the Oasis of Saddam. Yeah, yeah!"


And it ends with a final denunciation of U.S. leaders and policy.

Correction. It was produced by the new congressional leadership.


"What we are doing here is so disgraceful; our acts are shameful," says the voice. He then signs off, "Specialist Lee Kimball Tucker." All very powerful from a dead soldier, except for the fact that Lee Kimball Tucker is not dead.

His family says he returned from Iraq in May and was with them over the holidays so he would not have been sending any messages home.

Must be his evil twin who came home for the holidays, while the good son videoed a diary of sin and wickedness against the children of Iraq and then died deservingly in a blast.


There will be an internal investigation at Fort Campbell to determine how the insurgents got a hold of the home video of the soldiers, and Fort Campbell officials are urging all soldiers to take further precautions against identity theft.

They fuckin made it in Doha, Qatar with the help of english-speaking American hippy traitors. About 1,000 feet from the US Airbase. Geez!


Tucker's mother Pam of Fort Worth, Texas, told ABC News that Tucker is not anti-war and that he could be returning to Iraq later this year.

Hopefully he shall be employed in a bloody raid on al-Jezeera's offices.


Jurched