Albanians hijack Greek bus; Serbs immediately offer government flamethrower unit

well in order to drop their NATO reparations suit, the Serbs were granted a provision in the United Nations Weapons Charter.

Provision 603(c)020401: "...except against Albanians."
 
that was a great thread.

Greece fucked itself by letting Albanian's in as cheap labor for Olympics preperations. The population has probably quadrupled since then.