Albums that you'll never see

[OfSinsAndShred]

Oh, and here's one I'm stealing from an old thread on the JP forum called "Dream Theater products that no one would buy."

"Perfect Pitch and Me" by James LaBrie.

 

[ElPredicador]

"Perfect Pitch and Me" by James LaBrie.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Symphony X - SMASH Hits! Vol.1

(true of most prog bands )

 

[Shredboy]

Deicide - Destroyers of Satan
Dixie Dregs - Prog is Dead
Alan Holdsworth - Who Needs Chords and Scales?
Chris Barnes (solo project) - Sings Broadway

 

[!Aviso!]

Hmmm....

Strapping Young Lad - "MTV Unplugged"
Ashley Simpson - "Ashley Simpson Plays Live"
Frank Zappa - "Thanks 2 Warren Cuccurullo"

 

[Death_of_Rats]

Dragonforce: Freedom sucks, There is no victory and take it slow.

Orphaned Land and Star One: Jews in Space

ROFL! (you are plain evil).

Iron Maiden- "Fear of the Bark" or "Fear of the Park"

Korn- "Corn is healthy"

Sonata Arctica- "No Wolves"

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

ROFL! (you are plain evil).

I got the Jews in space idea from Mel Brooks' "History of the World Part I"

oh yeah heres another one,

Weird Al Yancovic: Just let me eat

(parody of dream theater's Just let me Breathe.)

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

John Petrucci: Suspended Animation:a tribute to Joe Satriani

Emperor: Nightside Eclipse: Remastered

Yngwie Malmsteen: a tribute to.........anybody

In Flames: (insert actual metal album)