Alchemist 'Austral Alien'

My's mother picked up a copy on Saturday but I's haven't managed to give it a full listen through yet. But everything I's heard (especially the live stuff) fucking rocks! :rock:
Can't wait to see the album launch! Except for Jerk. How the fuck did those pretentious cunts score the support for Alchemist? Anyway, should be a good gig.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
 
What the Fuck!!??!!?? JERK!!!!
I really hope this is a mistake.
I nearly spat my coffee all over my computer when I read that.
They are possibly the worst musical (if you can call them that) act to ever come out of Australia. I really wish they would crawl back to where they came from and never be heard from again.
And what the hell are they doing anywhere near Alchemist???
 
Austral is great , a real return to form after a long hiatus , I've been listening to it for about a month now and I'm really enjoying it .

As far as supports go , it would have something to do with Chatterbox Records /Tropiano , which is their Australian distributor and they are probably triyng to appeal to a wider audience .
 
thehellishone said:
What the Fuck!!??!!?? JERK!!!!
I really hope this is a mistake.
I nearly spat my coffee all over my computer when I read that.
They are possibly the worst musical (if you can call them that) act to ever come out of Australia. I really wish they would crawl back to where they came from and never be heard from again.
And what the hell are they doing anywhere near Alchemist???

Damn straight!
What the fuck was Tropiano thinking?! I's means, I's like the guy but fuck he has a problem organising good band supports! Anyone remember when we had Psi-kore forced down our throats at every given chance? Psikore weren't that band, but they didn't deserve all those supports they were getting at the the time. But there new incarnation -Daysend- rock pretty well and deserve to be on that Alchemist bill in Canberra. Unlike those Nine Inch Nail wannbe wankers Jerk! Fuck that shits I I's may not go because of that (and because of the fact a stupid slut from Canberra may try and get Jerk to attack I for what ever stupid reasons exists in her drug fucked brain).
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
 
Alchemists new masterpiece "Astral Alien" absolutely rules. If you haven't got it yet why don't you come down to our grand opening party at BJ"s Nightclub this Friday night where will be giving away few copies of this fantastic release as well as posters (courtesy of Chatterbox Records)
 
Descend-Lunchbox said:
....goes to check www.descendonu.cjb.net for gig listings (why? cause i dont remember myself)....

Saturday June 21st at Bar Broadway with Sakkuth and Daysend.

It'd be great to see you there pimp. can't believe you left before we played a note at the rockape last weekend. we fuckin killed the rockape, ended up playing for an hour and a half.

Yeah, I's still pissed off 'bout that, but that's the price ya'll pays when ya live on the otherside of a fucking city with no other way but scabbing lifts off people heading in the same direction. And no, I's not gonna repeat my's last Sydney effort of walking from St. Peters to the Forest Inn, Bexley just to get home. I's almost killed my's self (both literally and figuratively) trying to get home a couple of weekends ago by walking over Mt. Taylor.
But I's diffinately try and make it up to Sydney this time! All I's need is a lift up and a place for my's friend(s) and I to crash for a night. If not, just drop us aline any time ya'll want to play Canberra again.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
 
happy friggin camper said:
Yeah, i saw them live on [V] once. They are truly terrible. [sarcasm]Nice image they have tho[/sarcasm]

I's found out Wednesday night that it was the ANU booking team that wanted Jerk to play and not Tropiano. And even the ANU crew that Jerk are a bunch of fucking tools! I's thinks Canberra is gonna lose out big on that gig. Or at least have many people turn up "fashionably" late, if ya'll know what I's means.
What are the line ups for the other cities? Does anyone know?
And Austral Alien still rules! :rock:
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
 
thehellishone said:
They are possibly the worst musical (if you can call them that) act to ever come out of Australia.
Don't let what you hear on the radio cloud your judgement.. that OS produced stuff is a SONY disease and unfortunately does not represent how truelly awesome these guys are live :rock:

not to mention a couple of the guys have paid their dues long enough on the metal scene in Sydney to deserve the success.
 
Natasha said:
thehellishone said:
They are possibly the worst musical (if you can call them that) act to ever come out of Australia.
Don't let what you hear on the radio cloud your judgement.. that OS produced stuff is a SONY disease and unfortunately does not represent how truelly awesome these guys are live !:rock:

not to mention a couple of the guys have paid their dues long enough on the metal scene in Sydney to deserve the success.


I appreciate your comments, but I doubt I could enjoy this band regardless of who produced it.
It's boring, immature, uncreative, pretentious crap.
This band (and I use the term loosely) stands for everything I hate in music.
It sickens me that people give their time and money to these "jerks" when there are so many talented metal bands in Australia that deserve 10 times the respect this joke of a "band" is getting. Yet they are over looked because they have chosen not to jump on the band wagon and sound like every other un-metal (when will people get the n and the u the right way around?) band who wouldn't know a metal band if they were impaled by them.
I'm sorry if I am offending you, this is not a personal attack on any level, I just feel this band is a disease to the Australian metal community and should be banished from our shores, never to be seen or heard from again.