Alexi's suicide attempt

[Robbie Nekoda]

And as your boyfriend cums in your mouth and fucks you with your big dildo your mom bought you.

Don't let my boyfriend hear you say that. He was the biker in the Village People tribute band!

 

[drakkar_anni]

Altered, let me tell you a little story, you know, if this has now got to the 'Yer Mam' stage...

Once upon a time...

Yer Mam's a pirate with a wooden tit and one eye and a budgie on her shoulder cause she can't afford a parrot. She goes to the shop to buy planks and when she gets her change, she bites it to see if tis real gold. She has a shit playmobil pirate ship in the back yard and it floats in a pond.

/end.

 

[Robbie Nekoda]

Come on say something and quit hiding behind all my other enemies.

"Okay, you're a fat, bearded git with breath that could knock out a grizzly." - Arnold Judas Rimmer.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

ive said it once, ill say it again. americans arent even a people, they're an abomination.

You don't have much room to talk you canadian bastard

 

[DoodgeGant]

Altered, let me tell you a little story, you know, if this has now got to the 'Yer Mam' stage...

Once upon a time...

Yer Mam's a pirate with a wooden tit and one eye and a budgie on her shoulder cause she can't afford a parrot. She goes to the shop to buy planks and when she gets her change, she bites it to see if tis real gold. She has a shit playmobil pirate ship in the back yard and it floats in a pond.

/end.

Alterfag, keep digging your own grave man.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Altered, let me tell you a little story, you know, if this has now got to the 'Yer Mam' stage...

Once upon a time...

Yer Mam's a pirate with a wooden tit and one eye and a budgie on her shoulder cause she can't afford a parrot. She goes to the shop to buy planks and when she gets her change, she bites it to see if tis real gold. She has a shit playmobil pirate ship in the back yard and it floats in a pond.

/end.

My moms dead you stupid bitch. That should make you feel better.

 

[spirit crusher]

yeah, thats because youre shitty ass country tries to fucking make us your 51st state. by the way, nobody in canada really likes you americans, despite what you sons of a bitches may think.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Alterfag, keep digging your own grave man.

I live in the ground fucker hah ha ah ha ha

 

[DoodgeGant]

My moms dead you stupid bitch. That should make you feel better.

Oh what a fucking pussy pulling the old ''MY MUM'S DEAD OH BOO HOO FUCKING HOO!'' card.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

yeah, thats because youre shitty ass country tries to fucking make us your 51st state. by the way, nobody in canada really likes you americans, despite what you sons of a bitches may think.

America is gonna take your country fucker when the war breaks out I'll be there to laugh on your familys grave

 

[drakkar_anni]

My moms dead you stupid bitch. That should make you feel better.

Yeah, she died of scurvy. Duh.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Oh what a fucking pussy pulling the old ''MY MUM'S DEAD OH BOO HOO FUCKING HOO!'' card.

I lied har har har har

 

[Robbie Nekoda]

You don't have much room to talk you canadian bastard

Do your balls hang low, can you swing 'em to-and-fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
when they're hanging from the ceiling?

No? Then you're a QUEER FUKN YANK OMFG.

You're a shithead. Your ancestors were chucked out of the UK, instantly pissed off the Indians and had to bully and kill them off. Once that was done you tried to do the same with Vietnam but got your arse kicked. You, like every other "warm-blooded american" probably sucked clinton's nob and your current president's the equivalent of Pat Sharp's hair. And you and UR KIND are to blame for voting for him.

So in conclusion, I need a drink.

 

[DoodgeGant]

Well I guess you could say that your mum was stiff at last.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

i bet this dumb fuck Alteredmindeath put "Senior Member" under his name. look what i just put on mine. just a theory. maybe he is a senior member. who knows?

 

[drakkar_anni]

Do your balls hang low, can you swing 'em to-and-fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
when they're hanging from the ceiling?

No? Then you're a QUEER FUKN YANK OMFG.

You're a shithead. Your ancestors were chucked out of the UK, instantly pissed off the Indians and had to bully and kill them off. Once that was done you tried to do the same with Vietnam but got your arse kicked. You, like every other "warm-blooded american" probably sucked clinton's nob and your current president's the equivalent of Pat Sharp's hair. And you and UR KIND are to blame for voting for him.

So in conclusion, I need a drink.

 

[spirit crusher]

America is gonna take your country fucker when the war breaks out I'll be there to laugh on your familys grave

you realise, that if any country ever harmed Canada in anyway, all other countries of the world would totally demolish that country. Why? Because we Canadians are nice and have etiquette (sometimes). We actually have an educaiton system and most individuals grow up to be very informed. We aren't the USA. We help other countries out, when its logical too. We don't randomly attack struggling nations. Our government isnt bought.

 

[Robbie Nekoda]

APOLOGY

I'd like to issue an apology to all involved regarding my last post.








No way is any American as cool as Pat Sharp's hair.

 

[-Gavin-]

Haha, i love this thread, i leave for 5 mins and the kid is still fighting.


dude, jsut give up

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

and one more thing. this thread has got 3 pages in like 2 hours!!! i had to say that