All Hail True Norwegian Black Metal

[Lordenlil]

Everything else is truly beneath!

 

[Velya]

Yes, specially every living guitarrist that can play more than 3 chords per song or any vocalist that can avoid sounding like Donald Duck.

 

[Cows on million man march]

hehe

 

[Lordenlil]

Go away, fool! You are beneath me. Piss off.

 

[Cows on million man march]

ok. later then...

 

[Lordenlil]

KILL KILL KILL!!!

 

[Xenomorph]

Master!

 

[Lordenlil]

 

[Xenomorph]

Don´t let Fenriz see that!

 

[Lordenlil]

Then you will DIE!!!!

 

[Xenomorph]

Fallen souls, Die behind my steps
by following the freezing moooooooon.

 

[Lordenlil]

Funeral Fog! (and it sounds like.. funerall fokk = fuck)

 

[transfixed]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
RAPE RAPE RAAAAAAPE!! KILL KILL!!!

Thats the funniest thing I've seen all week

 

[Lordenlil]

And with this I say 'Good Night' from Norway! \m/

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Hmmm.. I have a Mayhem DVD.

The vocalist actually sounds good on it. The Bassist looks like a true NWOBHM iron maiden member. Hellhammer is stunning as usual. And the guitarist is.. not... Eurononymous.

In conclusion, the band sux, and always has, but black metal wouldn't be what it is today without the existence of this band.

 

[Velya]

That last part does not really sounds like a Pro to me...

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Do you disagree that the history of this band has had an effect on today's black metal?

Maybe I'm wrong, cos I don't know shit.

 

[Velya]

I disagree that the existance of black metal is a positive thing. It took it too damn long to get over itself and take itself seriously, beyond the image.

 

[Sadistik]

Kush, give Grand Declaration of War a chance....it may be the most intelligent BM album ever recorded...

 

[Lordenlil]

The importance of Mayhem as black metal pioneers is unquestionable.