Am I metal or not?

[Demonspell]

Hell no, I'm too much of an introvert and have too many problems with the idea of metal as a lifestyle to qualify. That and I have ridiculously short hair and look about as threatening as a computer salesman.

anyway, this thread isn't to judge ourselves, but these strange creatures: http://ami.iamcal.com/metal/

 

[Krilons Resa]

Is that you?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Yeah, I reckon I could be considered a metal-head. Long hair, bunch of metal shirts, CDs, etc. However, that's about where the distinction ends. Hell, I like sports and classic literature, am not antisocial, think moshing's retarded and I don't have an elitist attitude.

That site's cool.

 

[Tranquillian]

Bahh, I hate the filter at work.

Access to this web page is restricted at this time.

Reason:

The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.

URL:

http://ami.iamcal.com/metal/

 

[JayKeeley]

I'm 33, short hair, married with 1.5 kids, drive an SUV with a babyseat in the back, live in the suburbs of New York in a 5 bedroom house, I even have a white picket fence. Mexicans come to my yard and mow the lawn once in a while, my neighbors are hacidic jews, and the local Starbucks folk all know me on a first name basis.

The only thing that makes me look metal is when I eat bullets and shit chains. Or it's the upside down crucifix burned into my left butt cheek opposite the pentagram on the right.

OK in reality, all I have is shirts now for concert going. Call them mementos from all the shows I've been to. I used to look really metal though, in my cool biker jacket and long hair. I even had ripped jeans once.

 

[madcheese9377]

You know what? Looking metal doesn't make you a metal head. I had an X who looked metal, but only listened to metal when someone else was around. None of the cd's she listened to were hers, and she was actually into Back Door Boys, and Ricky Martin. Bah! I love metal and gave up my albow-length hair about 7 days ago for a job. I mainly wear black shirts, ripped up shorts, and Sunglasses at night. I still have some band shirts and still collect metal cd's. But my range of music is so wide, you could probably fit it all in the Grand Canyon. Some one tells me I'm not a metal head they get shoved into a wall face first. Later,-RJAIII-

 

[Krilons Resa]

Some one tells me I'm not a metal head they get shoved into a wall face first. Later,-RJAIII-

LMFAO. There is so much comedy in that one statement.

I really hope it was sarcasm but I don't sense any.

 

[NAD]

I have short hair and wear bright colored polo shirts constantly. In high school (damn near 8 years ago, fuckin' hell) I had long hair, wore black METUHUIHHLL trshits all the time, and stinky/ripped clothes.

I do want long hair, and I shall have it once again, but I'm like, an 8-5 work whore now so I can't. My pops is growing his hair out because he's all retired and shit, were I 30 years older I'd do the same damn thing.

EDIT: This might be metal, maybe. Racing my buddy home right now, hit about 85mph in a 55mph and a cop flies up RIGHT ON MY ASS. Right as he flicks his siren/lights on, I swerve over to the emergency lane so fucking fast (love that killer AWD handling ) the cop flies by me, flies by my buddy, and pulls over the dude in front of both of us. Needless to say I took an alternate path right quick and drove home at exactly the speed limit.

 

[Ayeka]

I could have no legs and I'd still be the most Metal motherfucker around!

 

[Russell]

I'm almost as un-metal as JK. But not quite

 

[Hell Mike]

Face it, you old fat I-have-a-job-and-1.5-kids-and-SUV and so on people aren't metal so either do something about it or stop whining. My denim jacket has 22 patches I think.

 

[Profanity]

I'd sayyou were borderline Demonspell.

 

[lurch70]

this calls for some "before and after" pics:

Ok, me at 6'7" with a Slaytanic Wehrmach shirt ... there was nothing more metal at the time. Upsidedown cross and a nazi helmet on the shirt ... no wonder nobody would talk to me ... hehe. (btw, the little fucker on my shoulder is an old friend I have not seen in years) ... this is circa 1988:

then we got the 2003 version .. at a wedding ... pretty blitzed ... in a more traditional attire ... but inside still beats a "metal heart"

 

[J.]

SHort hair, usually where nice clothes, no band shirts, has an SUV, so I guess not. *shrugs*

 

[Black Winter Day]

Non-metalheads are winning 7 to 5 in this thread. (I didn't count Profanity as a metal-head. Wasn't sure about BSW or Tranquillian).

 

[SonOfNun]

Has anyone run into this christina model chick while doing this. She looks like she is about 13 and has huge boobs, its perplexing. I don't know if I should be weirded out or if she just looks younger than she is.

 

[NAD]

I just clicked through about 30 pictures, didn't see her. Dude aren't you 17? 13 is a great age for you, you can't get arrested for them shits!

The average vote for a picture of Lemmy is 6.8. That is blasphemy, and I shall never visit that page again.

 

[SonOfNun]

I just clicked through about 30 pictures, didn't see her. Dude aren't you 17? 13 is a great age for you, you can't get arrested for them shits!

The average vote for a picture of Lemmy is 6.8. That is blasphemy, and I shall never visit that page again.

Yeah, I'm just confused trying to figure out how old she is, its weird.

My top votes have gone for a rabbit, a cat trying to drink water from a shower head and various red X's. All very metal.

 

[NAD]

The only 10s I gave were to Lemmy and some hot lesbian liplock.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://ami.iamcal.com/metal/36548/