Amon Amarth Fans Fucking Around

[AxeOfDarkness]

i decided to make this into a seperate thread....

dont forget the grindcore/death/goregrind/thrash stylings of the doobie brothers!!! they got vocals so deep it will shake your herniated balls looser than a phillipeno hooker!

 

[Aggressor]

huh?

 

[Patric]

Hey man, I've heard if you play "Seven Churches" backwards you will hear all kinds of Satanic shit, I was totally scared when the words "You've spilled bacon chips on my couch" came blasting out of my speaker!

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

damn!! thats some scary shit!!!

 

[Patric]

Yup, but even worse is the "Your grandpa needs an ear apparatus". Oh no, I gotta stop cause I'm about to shit my pants!

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

damn!! i shit my pants just reading it!!!!

you know if you listen to mortification backwards there realy a satanic polka band!!!!! some freaky shit comes from my cd player when i do that.... "dont shit on my front lawn you punk kids!!".... i was shakin in my boots when i herd that...... i shit purple for a week....

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

Originally posted by Aggressor
huh?

if you read "The Crusher" thread you will understand it all

 

[Patric]

Oh my god!!! I had no idea Mortification had such underlying messages as to make all us young people write "if you can read this you're too close, FUCKING TOSSER" on the back of our cars! But even worse! Today I was listening to NECROPHAGIA and if you read all the backwords messages in the booklet you'll see that Killjoy made a complaint to his neighbour because the cow has walked over to his lawn!

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

no shit!!!!
if you listen to kyle from incantation has a mustache by anal cunt backwards theres lyrics about bison mating on my kitchen table!!!

 

[PaganBlood]

LMFAO!
Mortification LOL!!! Poofy christian band from Melbourne......But there old shit i do like! Terminate Damnation!

ALSO! if you listen to Holly Valance's song backwards Kiss Kiss you hear the lyrics, "Go buy me a couple of bananas" i was like wtf??????? so i went and bought some guess what???? .........................................................................nothing happened

 

[LunarTower]

Anyone besides me use mallcore cd's as coasters? Im using a Mudvayne cd for my cider right now.

 

[Patric]

I actually just use the booklet when I run out of toilet paper which is fairly often.

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

im proud to say i dont own any mallcore cds!!!! the only thing thats cuts it close is some old school fear factory (soul.. and demanufacture)... which by the way if you listen to backwards there more brutal than Deeds Of Flesh!!! and if you listen to replica backwards he says "Im gonna fuck a donkey and take a shower in hitlers bathroom!!!!!!!"... haunted my thoughts for days......

 

[Demonspell]

Coasters are too good a fate for mallcore CDs...a violent rendezvous with the pavement is more appropriate punishment.

 

[LunarTower]

...I drew satanic and nordic runes/symbols of power all over it and made fun of the bands name "Fagvayne" I believe... (cut me a break... I was all sorts of sloshed & shit at the time)

And it -Was- my brothers, before I convinced him to view In Flames- Ordinary Story video a year ago or so... hot Swedish chicks hooking up + Far superior music= me getting a coaster for my cider.

 

[PaganBlood]

Mallcore CD's? well ahem what are they? u mean manufactured alternative bands like shinknot, Krap, Limp Fuck etc.???? well lol i wouldnt be caught dead with any of there cd's.......

BTW! if you listen to Victorious MArch backwards fast fowarded by 1.4 % you can hear Ted in the background chanting "Look at me im pretty and i like flowers"

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

LMFAO!!!
(i just saw we were born the same day... diff year though)

i hear if you listen to Iron Maidens Hallowed Be Thy Name backwards they say "I got herpes simplex b from an asian goat and then a fat guy named huey sat on him and drank all his milk.... his name was herbert" its rather odd....