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Damn Ivan. Storms knocked our Internet out, too. But we have it back now and all is right with the world.


I, too, have "A guy walks into a bar..." jokes:

A guy walks into a bar looking really depressed. The bar-tender asks him what's wrong. The guy says "I caught my wife with my best friend." The bar-tender says "Oh, that's too bad. What did you do?" The guy says "Well, I took him in the other room and said ... Bad dog, bad dog."

A guy walks into a bar looking really depressed. The bar-tender asks him what's wrong and the guy says "Last night I drank so much that I blew chunks!" The bar-tender says "That's not that bad! I knew a guy got so drunk that he wrecked his car." The guys says "No, you don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

*bows*


I'll have to get my copy of American Gods and post this awesome quote in there about KFC later.