an awesome idea for a job when i start being unemployed

[xfer]

sooo come jan15th i'll be unemployed, right? but i'll be in school 'til may.

but from may-september (and possibly longer) i will be unemployed and out of school!

so here's my idea for a job.

dan's roommate is the dude who drives strippers from house to house and stands in the corner with his arms folded and makes sure they don't grope/rape her.

what if i rented out slitherace for the girl to put around her neck while she strips for $50 a night? and i would have to come along and make sure he doesn't get manhandled/hurt or grabbed by thug stripper hirers.

 

[xfer]

p.s. i have never seen a stripper or been to a strip club before, so i'm not sure how all this works.

 

[lizard]

one of my coworkers' sons works as a stripper driver body guarder drunk frat boy subduer...it sounds pretty much like a mobile bouncer. you've got to ensure the safety of the stripper, and ensure nobody welshes out on the payment. You also have to have no hesitation at putting someone down, because you'll be outnumbered by a gang of drunks everywhere.

 

[xfer]

see i don't want to do any of that. i just would not want to let the professor out of my hands into someone else's without me being around.

 

[xfer]

basically the $50 rents the snake and also me as his handler.

 

[lizard]

well that would be cool...plus include free beverages.

 

[xfer]

also free b00bz

but would this hurt my career as a teacher? or as President?

 

[minxnim]

you'd totally get your ass kicked

 

[xfer]

but i'm not going as a bouncer, i'm going WITH a bouncer.

 

[lizard]

and what if one of the customers turned out to be a future job interviewer? he's say OMG that's the stripper snake guy! that fucker punched me!

 

[xfer]

"then why were you hiring 18-year-old strippers, Principal Smith?!"

 

[xfer]

p.s. you guys are pretty much witnessing the end of my daytime posting career, at least until the summer. (december and part of january will be the end)

 

[lizard]

haha

drunken frat boys: would you be intimidated by this man:

 

[avi]

alex's threads are just full of bad ideas lately

 

[xfer]

okay explain why this is a bad idea!

 

[lizard]

well I'll give you credit, if you could use the snake to make money, that would be great. maybe you could sell tickets to watch its feedings!

 

[chupe666]

i have to admit, i never would've thought of that as an occupation.

 

[xfer]

what would i call myself on my tax forms?

"snake-handler"?!

 

[chupe666]

that's a great pr0nst4r name.

 

[goatschool]

you know what, alex?

i'm in my 30s and i've refused all stripper watching ops, except when i worked with a woman who stripped. she had 8 kids.

for you to want to exploit the shit out of women and snakes is atrocious! are you f(*@#(*@# crazy?