an awesome idea for a job when i start being unemployed

[lizard]

haha

Alex "the Snake" Driver

 

[xfer]

what if i pimped the snake out as a sex toy for prostitutes instead?

 

[lizard]

I've never, ever been to a strip joint OR a drunken bachelor party! I am totally true to my puritan background. kind of.

 

[chupe666]

actually, as long as he operated the vehicle, he would be a snake driver. that could be the job title. you could write off the car and insurance and gas as work expense!

 

[xfer]

i have no moral problem with it. i just think watching naked boobs but not being able to touch them, and with other guys sitting around, is kind of weird. it's a rip-off moneywise if you don't get into it, and it's creepy/lame if you do.

i will go someday, though. the true aesthete tries (mostly) everything.

 

[xfer]

it could also be my nickname!

alex "snake" driver, snake driver

 

[avi]

I'm with minx in that I don't think Alex could handle it.

I went to one bachelor party and it was enough to provide permanent teasing material for quite a few of the people in attendance. I somehow managed to escape unscathed.
(the couple broke up, sadly)

 

[xfer]

handle WHAT!!! i won't be doing anything except making sure the stripper doesn't squeeze my snake too hard!!

 

[azal]

or you could deliver pizza.

 

[lizard]

if you had a handstanding pissing panda, now THAT would be a real moneymaker!