An awesome link I found on recording and more

I've tried to read all the way through the Slipperman article like 5 times and I really wish someone would take it and cut out all the needless jibber-jabber. It would be a Herculean task, but I believe it would benefit us all.
 
I've tried to read all the way through the Slipperman article like 5 times and I really wish someone would take it and cut out all the needless jibber-jabber. It would be a Herculean task, but I believe it would benefit us all.

OK. Here goes:

The root of this question is the concept of frequency dependant dynamic swing vs. (perceived) 'steady state' volume. The way this impacts your job as an audio engineer is a massive, during the course of the remaining tracking and in the mix.

You gotta start in the room with 'the sound'. Put in some earplugs, get 'Einstein' to play his guitar, until he confirms it is indeed producing "his sound". This is MAJOR, once attained, we now have a starting point. If you can't get by this first hurdle IN THE ROOM, you are in deep shit.... EVERYTHING can be a potential contributor to the problem(s). You gotta find out WHICH things are killing YOU from a seemingly endless list. Don't look to musician, he is hell bent on forcing you to make SHITTY SOUNDING RECORDS.

Pull the cab into a space where you can clearly HEAR it WITHOUT a whole lotta distractions ie. nearby walls, rattling drums or stands, road cases etc. With 'Mozart' still pounding a riff that alternates regularly between the 'chuggs' and some chords, run a few tests. Whip the master gain on the head up and down a little and see at what points the following things start to happen:

1) The speakers in the cab start to 'excurse'. Ya know like an 'move'? Look at the things up close. Put your earplugged head right up next to them and eyeball the speakers. Get a flashlight and peer thru the grille. If you can't see shit, cut the grille away with an exacto knife and have the label pay for a new grille. Have some other bozo twist the knobbie while 'meathead' is twanking and when you start to see the movement, make a mental note of the gain setting at the point of 'baseline excursion'.

2) Have your assistant twist der knobbie around more (while player is STILL endlessly playing pitiful chugs to chord riff) to find out the point of 'Cabinet Involvement'. By observing the cab at different volumes you will find a point at which the enclosure starts to get "involved" in the 'chuggs'. It is NOT always the point at which the speakers 'excurse'. Sometimes it is BEFORE(in master gain volume) the speakers 'bark', sometimes it is AFTER. This is gonna provide you with some clues as to what's going on with how you're going to get 'freaknicks' sound to tape.

Recording distorted guitars. I've always thought making heavy records was one of the most difficult and underestimated tasks in AE. For a bunch of reasons I may cover in these posts.



...That is the first few paragraphs squeezed into 30% of the space. Gimme 50 bucks (and helluva lot time) and I'll do the rest. Deal?

- ahj
 
Yea i also tried to read his thing and could not make it through. TO much off topic rambling about stuff!

This version above is so simple to read and definitely how I wish the whole thing was... I'm broke or id pay ya to do this :kickass:
 
Thats part of the charm of Slipperman, he gets on long rants about the tiniest details and as a result it took him 6 months to describe how to record a guitar.

I've seen some videos of him (3 hours long!) explaining his process for drums. That will cost you $50 though!
 
Thats part of the charm of Slipperman, he gets on long rants about the tiniest details and as a result it took him 6 months to describe how to record a guitar.

I've seen some videos of him (3 hours long!) explaining his process for drums. That will cost you $50 though!

Where do you see the videos ?
 
Here's a clue...Andy has worked with him at his studio in NYC

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actually that was me and Andy who dropped by his studio and neither of us "worked with" him, though the 2 hour long gab sesssion... where he gabbed and we sat in stunned relative silence... might be termed "work" by some, lol.

let me explain further with my best "Slipperman" impression:

[IMP]i was alternately entertained and informed by our visit to Slipperman's "shop".. i found him to be witty, humorous, and loquacious... the latter often to the point of my brain nearly engaging "emergency ear-function shut-off" to avoid hyper-verbosity-induced endothermic meltdown. :lol:

I'm relatively certain neither of us bought into all of the methodology he espoused in the course of his protracted oration... when we could even discern any amid the flood of gratuitous verbiage that ornately encrusted his circumlocutory disquisition on "all things audio" like so many sequins adorning the fashionably pre-faded jean-jacket of a BeDazzler™-crazed suburban ingénue.[/IMP]

IOW, he talky lotz.

then we split and hauled ass over to Sterling Sound to pal around with Ted Jensen. he was much less chatty... but was also very cool and informative.
 
seriously though, knowing who he is won't make his wisdom any more or less valid.
since that likely won't convince you...
Here's a clue...Andy has worked with him at his studio in NYC

Oh I couldn't care less about his credentials, I'm just curious about the man behind the (ridiculous) moniker
 
Man that cat looks skeptical...

HAHA, yeah he talks a lot. But he's so fun to listen to.
I must have misinterpreted what the album credits said, it was his studio, with several of his staff working on the album with Andy Mixing and Mastering it. Then again, we might be thinking of different artists.

Slipperman hates Protools, but has an HD system just for Beat Detective.

Here is a pic of Slipperman:
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If James wants to let the 'secret' out I'll show the videos. Which are only interesting if you use Logic.
 
no, i'll not be letting anyone's thinly veiled secrets out of any bags... lol.... and we are talking about the same album. RITF.

Andy mixed and mastered it back home in England... and we stopped by because we happened to be in NY at the same time and sharing a hotel room for the Roadrunner Anniversary Concert.... the album was in progress.

yes, i had fun there and def appreciated his time and his "gift for the gab".
 
What you guys are talking about? Slipperman wrote his real name on Gearslutz long time ago, it´s not a secret anymore, actually it´s written on this very forum, IIRC Andy wrote it. Mixerman, well, I think I know who he is, I accidentally found Bitchslap real name so...
 
I agree its not really a secret, but you do have to dig around a bit to find it, or figure out which studio is his, or find his myspace. Its not something he wants as common knowledge.

Out of respect for him and Mixerman I'm not going to 'reveal' who they are on this forum.