And now...a joke

[Dado-x]

Two baby seals walk into a club.

 

[The Yngster]

Am I missing something here?

 

[Dado-x]

Originally posted by The Yngster
Am I missing something here?

You decide.

 

[Pablo Wablo]

LOL!!!
Poor little seals...

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

Did these baby seals gone to a club to swim in an olympic pool...?!?!

LOL

 

[TrevJ]

Tasteless jokes are funny.

 

[Naigewron]

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar
Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[Dado-x]

What did the rapist do when he saw the nun?
He raped her!

 

[Orlock]

What the plant said to the grass?
Nothing,plants doesn't talk..

I created that one now

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

Two tomatoes were crossing the street. One said to another:

-Hey, watch the... SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Where?...SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[metropolis2k X]

Did you hear about the bad rabbi?

He got the sack.

 

[TrevJ]

Originally posted by metropolis2k X
Did you hear about the bad rabbi?

He got the sack.

That's a good one.

 

[Nokiya]

Originally posted by metropolis2k X
Did you hear about the bad rabbi?

He got the sack.

cool....

 

[Dado-x]

Little farmer girl goes to town. Her parents told her if she gets in trouble, she should always look for a police officer. So there she is, walking around the town and then suddenly, she gets her first period and she starts bleeding and everything, so she starts looking for a police officer. She doesn't know anything about menstruation, so she hopes the policeman could help her.
After she finally finds a cop and explains everything what happened to her, the policeman says:
"Son, from what I understood someone chopped off your dick!"

 

[Strat Player]

where do you find a dog thats missing four legs?

right where you left him.

 

[Telepathic Projektor]

There was this jugular who juggeled 3 balls in the air. All of a sudden he dropped 1 of them. "ah well" he said "At least i can pick it up and start all over again"

Stupid jokes RULE!!

 

[Dado-x]

Two worms were walking around the city. One of them got hit by a train, the other one had a brother in NAVY. Bwahahahaha

 

[Symphony X]

I Just farted!

 

[Heidi]

-How many guitarists do we need if we want to change the pulp?

-Seven. One changes it and rest of them say how they could so it better.

 

[†Russel Allen†®]

Originally posted by Heidi
-How many guitarists do we need if we want to change the pulp?

-Seven. One changes it and rest of them say how they could so it better.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Simply amazing!!!!!!