And you thought you had problems.....

[MetalSteph]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Uhg...

I'm eating and hungover, damnit!

 

[Necromunchkin]

...... obviously her mother was raped by an octopus.

 

[0neEyedWilly]

OMG!

 

[Chromatose]

...... obviously her mother was raped by an octopus.

<_<


>_>

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Or maybe her mother was the octopus and did the raping.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Derick.... do we need to have a talk?

 

[Chromatose]

Pay no attention to that squid behind the curtain!

 

[ms. anthrope]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Derick, did you have sex with Baig's sister?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It didn't phase me too much considering my 80 year old grandma left her door open this morning and I walked by and saw her tits. It's at least the fifth time thats happened in my lifetime.

 

[perniciosa]

Ewww... Wtf is this? Undeveloped twin of some kind? Is this even real?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Parasitic twin that stopped developing and was absorbed by the girl. It's real, she just went through surgery to have the extra limbs and organs removed, and her body re-constructed.

Due to being in India, a number of people thought she was a reincarnation of Lakshmi, a Hindu goddess figure. That's the girls name, too.

 

[perniciosa]

Yeah, I thought it wa something like that...

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Parasitic twin that stopped developing and was absorbed by the girl. It's real, she just went through surgery to have the extra limbs and organs removed, and her body re-constructed.

Due to being in India, a number of people thought she was a reincarnation of Lakshmi, a Hindu goddess figure. That's the girls name, too.

Consumed! Escaaape throughhhhhhh dreaaaaaaaaaams!

 

[Captain Beard]

That's not from Derick, that baby is the spawn of Chtulhu-rape!

 

[Dead Winter]

That's pretty cool.

Now kill it.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

....spiderkid, spiderkid, does whatever a FREAK OF NATURE CAN

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Parasitic twin that stopped developing and was absorbed by the girl. It's real, she just went through surgery to have the extra limbs and organs removed, and her body re-constructed.

I heard about this last night. They finished the surgery already?