ANDREW DICE CLAY On SHADOWS FALL

This guy is just so painfully not funny that I think I'm going to have to try my hand at stand-up to see how far I can get saying nothing at all. How someone who doesn't just automatically laugh at Italian accents and greasy hair could find this funny is far beyond me.

Jeff
 
How someone who doesn't just automatically laugh at Italian accents and greasy hair could find this funny is far beyond me.

Let me help you out a lil'.... HE'S JEWISH!!! That's the true genius of his schtick.

Anyone get my Tony Baroni comment?
 
I've kept my distance at shows.:lol:

I've kept my distance FROM shows.

Tony Baroni is a character Dice played in one of the funniest movies of all time - Night Patrol. He was the nemesis of The Unknown Comic. This movie is chock full of classic one liners.

Cop speaking to waiter - "Your thumb is in my soup!"
Waiter to cop - "Yeah, it's infected and the doctor told me to keep it warm."

That's a tame one.