Animated Characters You'd Totally Bang or Marry (NSFW)

[juxtaposed girl]

How you guys intend to go about having sex with some pixels is beyond me.

I'd try my absolute hardest if it meant I get to bed Ezio from assassins creed. My dream man!

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, Deadpool from Marvel comics and oh god, Ezio Auditore Da Firenze from Assassins Creed, yes please mmmmm, Jamie Lanister from game of thrones, but not the actor, had a thing for the character after reading the books (don't know if he counts, coz he ain't animated, but what the hell, he still ain't real) hmm think that's it.

I gotta second Scorpion and Ezio, although if we're including video games or just fictional characters in general instead of just cartoons it'd basically sextuplate (sp?) my list.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

 

[Matt]

^

 

[romanticism]

Now that I think of it, this doesn't seem that far out. Me and one of the other never-serious dickbags at work (I can't be serious at work, I'll start having panic attacks) were talking about that episode of Pokemon where Misty gets raped by Brock.

Misty seems like a real rugmuncher tbh.

 

[Onder]

You people are disgusting.

 

[romanticism]

Or are we just so sane that your dick is on the rise but you'd rather deny it.

 

[CF87]

You people are disgusting.

I just want to do Kim Possible in her cartoon ass.

 

[CF87]

 

[Kara-Shehr]

You people are disgusting.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Princess Jasmine, no doubt. She's slamin. I'd even put up with all her bullshit just to hit it. Cuz you know she's the kind of girl that would make you buy her everything even though her dad gives her an allowance, would take hours to get ready and would throw a fit if you didn't respond to her text within in an hour. But fuck it, she's fine.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You people are disgusting.

Coming from the dude who bangs horses...

And CF-Definitely. I know several female friend that went as Jasmine for Halloween and fuck, they look gooooooood.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Only video game characters are real.

Many fond elementary school memories of shooting her in the head and dropping her corpse on the steps so that I could peek up her miniskirt.

Ok, I take that back, I vividly remember having fantasies when I was ~11 years old of having a six foot Super Saiyan Level 69 penis and having Bulma and Chi-Chi double-team me.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

No Jessica Rabbit yet? Damn, that's usually like the first thing people say when I ask.

 

[Nephilim96]

^How often do you ask people this??

 

[HamburgerBoy]

As often as she feels like, I imagine. Women are allowed to get off to endless tumblr pages and Japanese blogs of yaoi and shit without fear of criticism. One of many examples demonstrating the cruel misandrous society in which we must struggle.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

^Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm not actually attracted to cartoons... but like, if they were real, they'd be hot humans.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Fair enough. I just remembered the babysitter in that one Dexter's Lab episode. Definitely squeezed my developing dingaling to that one back in the day

Hell, his mom too, I love MILFs with giant butts

Goddamn Agent Honeydew too

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Thought of another one... not like, sexually, in my dreams last night or anything.

If I was a cartoon lion, I'd get food for this motherfucker. Jeremy Irons has one hell of a voice.