Animated Characters You'd Totally Bang or Marry (NSFW)

No Jessica Rabbit yet? Damn, that's usually like the first thing people say when I ask.

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Meh. Not a fan of redheads in real life or cartoons.

the absence of Lara Croft in this thread is disturbing

Oh man, way too many hours of my high school life were spent on that game. Probably my favorite video game from back when I played them.

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I gotta second Scorpion and Ezio, although if we're including video games or just fictional characters in general instead of just cartoons it'd basically sextuplate (sp?) my list.


Although Ezio and Scorpion aren't cartoon characters, there're still animated, just CGI :) either way I so totally would.
And I'd still so totally do Jamie Lannister, even though he does fuck his sister lol
 
Are you kidding me? The guy's sexy as fuck. Bearded, lab coat, takes pictures with dead people, brilliant scientist... sign me up when I enter pixel land.

He is alsi a Nazi, with fetish for cyborgs and homeless people and dead bodies, has a holographic girlfriend, and is a murderer... :lol:
 
Regarding Misty, I always though May was cuter. It's unfortunate that both are apparently ten years old in the show.

Also related, if Lilligant was just a little more human (say Mr. Mime-tier), she'd be the best Pokemon for marriage-material imo. I love her affectionately in a completely healthy and non-sexual way.

Getting away from children's cartoons and back to the world of sexy video game characters that are a pleasure to kill,

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Wading through the sea of ass inside Hell is an exhilarating experience.
 
Regarding Misty, I always though May was cuter. It's unfortunate that both are apparently ten years old in the show.

Also related, if Lilligant was just a little more human (say Mr. Mime-tier), she'd be the best Pokemon for marriage-material imo. I love her affectionately in a completely healthy and non-sexual way.

Getting away from children's cartoons and back to the world of sexy video game characters that are a pleasure to kill,

DiabloSuccubus.gif


Wading through the sea of ass inside Hell is an exhilarating experience.

Wtf is a Lilligant? Jesus fuck, Pokemon. Shoulda stopped after 3rd gen.

Also yeah I'd bang Drognan from 2. Wizardphile. I think I'd even bang Cain just because he makes me feel safe and important.
 
Drognan, wat? Just take a flight to India and fuck the first old guy you see in colorful robes. I figured you'd just pick the barbarian.
 
No dude, they have to be fucking magical.

Edit: Ravi Shankar meets this criteria.

And I was about to edit and say I'd marry Rakanishu, because sometimes, I just can't get him out of my head. His loving is all I think about.