ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS DEAD

[Dead Winter]

It was either Chris Rock or Eddie Griffin that said it best:

"The woman sucked a 90 year-old man's dick. Let her have the money, she deserves it."

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah, they look the same to me, too

 

[Calamitas1786]

Ya know, I was thinking about going there.

 

[Will Bozarth]

heheheeheh

 

[NeonBlack69]

Foul Play.

 

[Anvil]

Next: Paris Hilton.

 

[Anvil]

Next: Paris Hilton.

 

[derek]

Don't delete the double post, it needs repeating.

 

[Dead Winter]

Oh fuck, Paris Hilton. Vodafone has hired her to be the new spokesperson for their new line of cellphones, and I don't really think that Italians understand just how horrible of a choice they've made. The girl is dumb as a brick and they want her to speak IN ITALIAN on the commercials, so what does she do? BUTCHERS IT. HORRIBLY.

Galiral, remember this?

MELL-YO KAHMBEE YARRAY, NO? (Meglio cambiare, no?) ("Better to change, no?)

THREE FUCKING WORDS. A monkey could speak them.

Which begs the question, who's the bigger dumbass, her or Vodafone?

 

[derek]

It's astute marketing on Vodafone's part. They are mainly interested in selling phones to marginally retarded teenage girls/women. AND, as millions of tabloid/magazines sales per week can testify, Paris Hilton whores things out and people buy them like there is no tomorrow.

 

[Reminiscence]

My plan is a Vodafone.

 

[derek]

Feel ashamed.

 

[Reminiscence]

I inherited it actually. I didn't specifically seek it out.

 

[BlueSky]

the old man is seeking revenge even after death

but more likely his son

 

[Metal head87]

Trimspa baby! The maggots will make you lose tons of fat!

But she was always dead












brain dead

 

[BlueSky]

 

[flying_whale]

see what happens if you lose your virginity at 13?

 

[Metal head87]

see what happens if you lose your virginity at 13?

She was a hick, so it was probably to her brother

 

[Lunar Still]

Two questions:

1. How is anyone surprised?

2. Why the hell is this all over MSNBC?

 

[Metal head87]

Two questions:

1. How is anyone surprised?

2. Why the hell is this all over MSNBC?

1. I don't think anyone is surprised. It's mostly just out of interest.

2. I guess they ran the crazy astronaut lady story to the ground