Another Christmas Wish...

Mr Toast

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A headbangin' awesome Christmas to all, and to all my best wishes in the coming New Year!
 
Christmas...

Bah! Humbug!

"There's no presents...not this Christmas...there's no presents this year...Tom and Jerry are drinking sherry...they don't give a damn!"

Nothing personal to you, Toast. I just don't like Christmas. It's bad enough that people expect me to be nice to them, but at this time of year, it's almost being enforced!

Fuck Christmas! :p
 
Gangsta Carols
Shotgun shells (or don't be pumpin ya shit in mah hood beeyotch o ah blow ya ass away)

Selling lots of "snow"
In south central LA
Through the burbs we go
Shooting all the way

Siren cop cars sing
Lighting up the night
What fun it is to pack a "9"
And sell some crack tonight, OH!

Shotgun shells, drugs I sell
Money all the way
Oh what fun it is to deal
Colombian all day hey!
Make a hit, git yo shit
Stay out of the way
Avoid the cops or business stops
In south central LA!



12 days of Bidniss (Pimp and ho's)

On da 12 days of bidniss mah bitchizz gave to my ass...

12 Girls a humpin
11 Hustlers hustlin
10 Cops a payin
9 Laps a dancin
8 Suits of silken
7 Ho's a ho'in
6 Tricks a layin
5 Golden Teeth
4 Call girl jobs
3 Red Vettes
2 Brand new "johns"
And a really bad STD!!


Yeah it's tacky but it kinda humorous eh?