This is a General Admission, All Ages Show.
Get drunk and have fun. Listen to kick-ass music.
However, do not break our shit, our we will eject you full-force without re-entry. If you wanna do 5 tabs of acid first, go ahead, but dont fucking die at our fest. walk across the street, then die.
If you want to blaze all fucking day, go for it, but if you walk past a mounted cop, and he smells your Gorgoroth sleeveless full of weed stench, thats your problem.
Everyone who wants to drink will be ID'd at the entrance, where tickets are sold and collected. Everyone will be subject to a bag search, just to make sure that you dont bring guns to a knife fight. Everyone who wants to drink will be ID'd, and then be forced to wear a bright pink bracelet the entire day. If you are found drinking without a bracelet, you get one warning, then ejected without re-entry.
There will be booze and Jager fucking everywhere. Beer will be around $3-$4 per cup, and Jager will be in the $2-$3 range.
There will also be food vendors around the fest so you can get your grub on.
Armor, Guantlets, and Corpse Paint are not only permitted, but encouraged.
There will be a best Armor Contest, and a Best Corpse Paint Contest. Winners will receive back-stage passes, and bottles of absinthe. Yes, Absinthe, the real shit from the Czech Republic.
Unfortunately, anyone caught weilding a 6-foot broadsword Faust-style will be asked to put the pig-sticker back in thier vehicle. Battle axes, pole arms, crossbows, sabers, scimitars, daggers, maces, clubs, bows, throwing stars, knives, and any other weapons of war, though great, will not be allowed on premesis, for fucking obvious reasons.
This is going to be an all-day event. Bring a pillow if you want to crash out in your car for a while in between bands. Bring a jug of water to keep in your car. Bring some cash so that you can afford a few beers, and maybe buy a new set of gauntlets or get your (insert body part here) pierced/tattooed/otherwise mangled.
No, we dont profit from the sale of food or alcohol, this is handled by the OC Fair Grounds, through an independant contracor. Its a shame, though.
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