Any plans for the rapture?

Shpongled

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I'm thinking about sneaking into work this weekend to leave a pile of clothes on my chair and then not come in on Monday. Also, maybe a party on Saturday night.

Might also be fun to fill some naked sex dolls with helium and watch em drift into the sky...
 
that naked sex dolls part is funny...I dunno, there have been so many fuckin' rapture predictions that this one...I think I'll just sleep in then wake up to do my normal shit.
 
Just for giggles and because I have a few brewskis in my gullet:

The average Christian-I-Like-Jesus-person doesn't believe in this. I've heard to pieces of the hermano's argument and even in theological novice (is that a noun?) it doesn't make sense. "The Bible says it!" Whether or not you believe in the Bible... as a book or as THE book, it still doesn't say it.

But I'm still gonna miss out an epic end of the world party AND Warrior Dash. :(
 
Hanging with my friend in NYC this weekend. I figured: If the world is ending, what better place to be than the Big Apple?
I expect to see the Statue of Liberty's head thrown into the air, yellow cabs slamming into each other in chaos, people screaming in the Holland Tunnel, buildings crushing, smoke and fire from the Empire State Building...
You know, like you see in the movies!


No, but really... having a low key with my friend, dinner, drinks and celebrating the last day on earth. You know, the usual stuff.
 
Apparently a bright white light will appear and then recede. Leaving all us sinners behind to suffer for 5 months. Sounds like a party
 
I have work... Then probably coming home to a nice brandy, cooking myself dinner, watching Fringe, and playing a video game... (Just started Dead Space 2...^^)