Erm, how is any of that a good idea? Not your strategy (apart from ambient noise, relying on a vocalist to do *anything* subtly, ambient noise, relying on a vocalist to do *anything* right, and massively varying volume it would work beautifully), just... why must people ask strange questions? They're... strange! One week it's figuring out how to make a vocalist sound like a drum machine wearing a kilt because it's Tuesday, another week it's getting the vocals out of a track because karaoke is such a great fucking idea, then we have to reenact the Bolshevik revolution to get the exact sound of a bronze gargoyle falling on an old Russian woman in the middle of a riot, next week someone will get federal funding for contacting aliens to find out where they like to mic their cabs for ska-punk-fusion-donk bar bands, now we're dying incredibly slowly while trying to make the vocalist sound like he's in the middle of a drive-by serenade... for fuck's sake, put mics on shit and record some fucking cunts! Everything is completely wrong! Everything is SO completely wrong that I'm rambling about how completely wrong everything is and wondering where sensible recording techniques went and not wearing pants for reasons I'm unclear on and the only thing I'm trying to figure out is what kind of curve to use in the automation to get the most authentic asshole-screaming-from-a-moving-motor-vehicle sound! The communists are ruining EVERYTHING!
Jeff
Erm, how is any of that a good idea? Not your strategy (apart from ambient noise, relying on a vocalist to do *anything* subtly, ambient noise, relying on a vocalist to do *anything* right, and massively varying volume it would work beautifully), just... why must people ask strange questions? They're... strange! One week it's figuring out how to make a vocalist sound like a drum machine wearing a kilt because it's Tuesday, another week it's getting the vocals out of a track because karaoke is such a great fucking idea, then we have to reenact the Bolshevik revolution to get the exact sound of a bronze gargoyle falling on an old Russian woman in the middle of a riot, next week someone will get federal funding for contacting aliens to find out where they like to mic their cabs for ska-punk-fusion-donk bar bands, now we're dying incredibly slowly while trying to make the vocalist sound like he's in the middle of a drive-by serenade... for fuck's sake, put mics on shit and record some fucking cunts! Everything is completely wrong! Everything is SO completely wrong that I'm rambling about how completely wrong everything is and wondering where sensible recording techniques went and not wearing pants for reasons I'm unclear on and the only thing I'm trying to figure out is what kind of curve to use in the automation to get the most authentic asshole-screaming-from-a-moving-motor-vehicle sound! The communists are ruining EVERYTHING!
Jeff