TheAssMaster
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Americans/Canadians, they're both the same thing aren't they?
<Retires to safe distance as the fireworks start....>
And anyway, why would I have US penis envy? I have never fucked so many young and tasty slappers as when I have been over to the US, simply by opening my big mouth, announcing that I am Lord Assmaster III of Lower Knackersack and Billy Mill Hill, and letting them flock on in. Over here I have to nail old bags in Swingers Clubs! Naaah, I think I'm quite happy lobbing my mighty 2" pellet about to want to be a Merkan. Hey, perhaps I know your Mom???!!!
Well Spaster, you finally may be getting closer to reality - "lack of info from the Saxon people". There lies your problem, with the admin (US or band), rather than the band itself. I'm sure if Biff was suddenly phobic about flying and it ruled out going over there, he would say, and you'd have to live with it. The fact that the band keep announcing that they are going over there must mean they believe they ARE going. What would be the point of making statements with no real intention of going?
You obviously feel strongly about it, and I actually do feel for you, we're lucky enough to be spoiled over here that the band tour fairly regularly. (I get pissed off with US bands saying they are coming to Europe to do a load of dates, and then they play one night in a shithouse in London, nowhere else in the UK. I don't blame them, I blame their Manager/promoter/girlfriend who books the gigs))
Why not write a letter to the management, asking NICELY when the band are realistically going to be touring the US, and what the hold-up is. Why do they appear to be completely unable to fulfill the announced schedule, and maybe they perhaps ought to be handing out some P45s? Don't call him a cunt, or tell him you won't buy another CD as a protest, be civil, and I bet you get a civil, genuine reply back.
If you don't, come back here and tell us, and I'll call him a cunt with you.
Oh, and calm down, the first line was a joke.
<Retires to safe distance as the fireworks start....>
And anyway, why would I have US penis envy? I have never fucked so many young and tasty slappers as when I have been over to the US, simply by opening my big mouth, announcing that I am Lord Assmaster III of Lower Knackersack and Billy Mill Hill, and letting them flock on in. Over here I have to nail old bags in Swingers Clubs! Naaah, I think I'm quite happy lobbing my mighty 2" pellet about to want to be a Merkan. Hey, perhaps I know your Mom???!!!
Well Spaster, you finally may be getting closer to reality - "lack of info from the Saxon people". There lies your problem, with the admin (US or band), rather than the band itself. I'm sure if Biff was suddenly phobic about flying and it ruled out going over there, he would say, and you'd have to live with it. The fact that the band keep announcing that they are going over there must mean they believe they ARE going. What would be the point of making statements with no real intention of going?
You obviously feel strongly about it, and I actually do feel for you, we're lucky enough to be spoiled over here that the band tour fairly regularly. (I get pissed off with US bands saying they are coming to Europe to do a load of dates, and then they play one night in a shithouse in London, nowhere else in the UK. I don't blame them, I blame their Manager/promoter/girlfriend who books the gigs))
Why not write a letter to the management, asking NICELY when the band are realistically going to be touring the US, and what the hold-up is. Why do they appear to be completely unable to fulfill the announced schedule, and maybe they perhaps ought to be handing out some P45s? Don't call him a cunt, or tell him you won't buy another CD as a protest, be civil, and I bet you get a civil, genuine reply back.
If you don't, come back here and tell us, and I'll call him a cunt with you.
Oh, and calm down, the first line was a joke.