Anybody have Slough Feg lyrics for Life in the Dark Age

[NAD]

I'd figger 'em out myself but I still say "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy..." so I'm not the best translator.

DRINKING BEER IN THE KITCHEN OUT OF A HORN!!!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I might be insane, but have you ever heard of this site called Google?

 

[NAD]

Oh yeah because I didn't search there first now did I.

Google = my homepage

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I LVOE THAT SONG!!!121`112! But i'm at school. if nobody hooks you up by the time I get home I'll PM you them.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Life in the dark age has you living in scorn
Drinking beer in the kitchen out of a horn
Evil vs. Medieval
Curse to live this life the day you were born

Trapped in a basement room for seven long years
Molten metal will rise up out of the tears
Mortal vs. immortal
14,235 beers

Months of empty silence stifle your screams
Uninspired wretches living your dreams
Anger vs. Headbanger
Bound and gagged the mutants travel in teams

Zombies live in fear of changing their dance
Scared that life will break them out of their trance
Human and all too human
Lost all hope for this dull race to advance

Wretches masses they won't see our demise
From this dark age hibernation we'll rise
Human is all too human
In the end they'll cower hearing our cries

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Gugs 1, NAD 0

 

[Erik]

Oh yeah because I didn't search there first now did I.

Google = my homepage

suck it

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

welp, that's where I got 'em

 

[Erik]

yeah i'm sure i was faster than you but you didn't make it into a funny picture so you fail

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm better than you at pretty much everything except playing guitar and whining

 

[Erik]

yeah losing jobs and crashing cars for sure

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Give yourself time. And get a job first.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

And by job, I don't mean posting on the intarweb for 21 hours per day. Unless it pays well, in which case, where do I send an application?

 

[Erik]

jobs are for people less awesome than me

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

this is hilarious!

 

[NAD]

So who am I supposed to suck off first?

 

[Erik]

your mum


EDIT: sorry about that

 

[NAD]

hahahhahaha that apology made it at least 3x funnier.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I agree. You can suck me off NAD, even though i didn't post hte lyrics.

 

[Erik]

is it just me or does every thread turn towards manlove sooner or later on this forum