anyone get off when pooping?

[rx]

as it passes through my intestines and rubs against the side wall of my colon, it tickles my prostate. i like to hold my poo in as long as i can because it feels that much better in the end

 

[Chromatose]

Do you find yourself eating more so you can poop more often?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Blumpkin?

 

[Captain Beard]

I feel relief that my belly no longer cramps. I never really thought about it rubbing against my prostate, but it's not a situation I'd yank my genitals in.

 

[rx]

sometimes i wish i can poo out of my peehole.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

at first i thought you meant "Does anyone get off THE BOARD" ... and that made me wonder how many people (other than derick, cara, and i think max) are posting on the board while shitting.

that's something i've never really wanted to wonder.

same does for the majority of the stuff i read in this thread!

 

[Captain Beard]

I post while shitting. I learned from Derick and Cara.

In fact, the first IM I ever got from Cara was that she was taking a crap at the current moment.

 

[MajestikMoose]

I was thinking that this thread was going to be about how creepy asian kids masturbate while shitting.

 

[Captain Beard]

Apparently they do!

 

[reese_apoc]

if i had a laptop and a wireless router, i'd post while pooping. no problem there

 

[reese_apoc]

oh.. and do i get off to pooping? only at work cause i'm using company time and it's worth it

 

[Calamitas1786]

Well, I don't get off while pooping in a toilet.........

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but on a woman's face is a different story!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I was thinking that this thread was going to be about how creepy asian kids masturbate while shitting.

for some reason, that reminded me of Chuck Pahlinuck's story "Guts" ...

 

[Calamitas1786]

Only the face?

 

[Necromunchkin]

for some reason, that reminded me of Chuck Pahlinuck's story "Guts" ...

Palahniuk (but close enough). A friend of mine still can't eat Calimari because of that story, particularly as he got to listen to Chuck reading it.

 

[MajestikMoose]

oh man, I can't even have that story mentioned around me without clenching my anus in fear.

 

[Necromunchkin]

^ Generally the sign of a writer having been effective in his storytelling.








Or having raped you.

 

[Captain Beard]

I found his writing nasty, but it didn't directly affect any part of my life.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I just read "Guts." I'll never eat a carrot, or calamari, stick things in my urthra or jack off in a pool ever again!