anyone get off when pooping?

[Captain Beard]

Sissies. Nothing like that in a pool anyway, that's nasty shit. Or urethral jamming. Neither are appealing, Guts or not.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i did almost puke at a couple instances in that story, but kept reading ... dont remember how far i made it, but i gave up on Haunted about a fourth of the way in.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Haunted was a very visceral read (and there were more unpleasant parts, in many ways, than Guts) but it was pretty excellent in the long run.

 

[Burti]

Well, after reading it, all I can say is my asshole kind of hurts.

Not like I was going to jack-off underwater with a pump under my ass anyway.

 

[WhoCares?]

Even after watching thís?
http://www.cupchicks.com
(play the original cup chicks vid)

 

[Lunar Still]

I liked the Haunted story (I forget the name) where the guy falls into the hot spring, and wolves are eating him as he's dragging himself back to the lodge.

Brutal.

 

[neal]

ive only read Fight Club from that guy, but from the sounds of things thats his least psychotic story haha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm pooping now

 

[Captain Beard]

*standing ovation*

 

[Chromatose]

I really need to, but I have to wait my turn.

*wishes for dual seater toilets*

 

[Captain Beard]

One long toilet, so the whole family can shit at once!

 

[Chromatose]

One long toilet, so the whole family can shit at once!

I had a dream of one like this.

However, it was difficult to sit on, being able to only have support in front/back, maybe a side if you're on the end. Of course in reality it might not be so bad, but the dream brought up a good point of that design flaw.

One long toilet with several flip down seats might be much better, but awkwardly designed.

 

[Captain Beard]

I suppose a bathroom with stalls and 5 toilets would also work.

 

[Chromatose]

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally.

 

[Captain Beard]

built in bidets then?

 

[Chromatose]

I really need to, but I have to wait my turn.

*wishes for dual seater toilets*

yay, now it's my turn.

 

[Captain Beard]

Lucky bastards. I poo'd earlier.

 

[El Stormo]

'sawwwriiiight!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*standing ovation*

last night we ran into a friend who's a nursing major and was apparently doing work a a nearby hospital. she told us about this guy she'd had to take care of who shit himself about 9 times.
he'd go into the bathroom in his room, shit, and need someone to wipe his ass, so he'd sit in there and yell "NURSE! SHIT MYSELF! WIPE MY ASS!" ... or he'd be in the bed and need to have his bedding changed. so he'd stand up and shit himself (she told us about this with a dropping motion and "sploosh" noise) ... and he had this skin condition called cellulitis (sic) which caused his skin to be, as she put it "runny and seeping" ... and that he had deep crevices in his skin that she described having to dig shit out of ... the more he shit himself, the deeper it would go.

yeah... times like this, i'm glad i'm a useless creative writing major.

 

[neal]

here's that two seater for ya