anyone got any questions for Ulver?

[avi]

looks like I'm gonna be interviewing them in the near future.

 

[Baliset]

"Do you realize how dumb your band name is when you realize it is just a fancy word for 'wolves'?"

 

[avi]

noted.

 

[xfer]

"Have you ever considered changing your name to AAA Ulver, so you don't have to end up at the end of the Rock/Pop section in music stores and two feet away from the Adult Contemporary section?"

 

[Baliset]

"For Garm, is there really a need to have like five different names for yourself?"

 

[avi]

I seriously have no idea who to ask for when I call him. Garm? Kristoffer? Trickster?

 

[Baliset]

you have to call him? i always thought it was just a common courtesy that the band call the interviewer

 

[avi]

well, he offered to call but I said that I'd do it. I hate waiting by the phone.

 

[Baliset]

oh ok well that is very nice of you.

 

[avi]

hey, I'm a nice guy. I'm just stoked he agreed to do it.

 

[Stultus]

Try to refer to him differently each time, and when you run out of names use "dude" and the like.

 

[Baliset]

i agree with stultus

 

[xfer]

or refer to him as "Sven".

 

[avi]

maybe I'll interview him with a Cali accent.

"so like, whassup dude-man? got any wicked new tunage you working on?" "oh really? sweet brah!"

 

[deadair]

THAT will read well

 

[goatschool]

: Is it true you were originally to be named DELORISVER?

 

[Demonspell]

Do you really believe that Perdition City is the future sound of music, or is that meant to be sarcastic? On a serious note, be sure to inquire about his thoughts on his departure from Arcturus...

 

[avi]

oh yeah - Arcturus. that actually is something reasonable to bring up

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

Bring up why he cut his hair, sold out, stopped making hypnoticlly beautiful black metal to make crap. Also ask him if he knows how cool he looked in the picture inside of Bergtatt where hes standing ontop of the Norwegian mountain range,w ith the wind blowing in his hair. Then promptly ask him if he knows how fat and stupid he looks now. Oh yeah, and tell him to grow his hair, run in the woods, act like a troll again, and give us another masterpiece in the vein of Bergtatt, Kvelesanger, and Nattens Madrigal.

Hehhe, that is all.

 

[Bambi]

as him if he knows where thorns of zorro lives.