Anyone know anything about lapdances?

[Necromunchkin]

Yeah, im getting sick of my tiny shitty avertac lapdancer, and im looking into getting another one. I'm looking for something preferably less than a grand, with a good gyrating speed, good booby size, that would overall be a decent stripper for spanking. Anyone have any suggestions?



(couldn't resist)

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, no touching. Yourself. yeah. hmm.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I want to take my English classes from you.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha cheers

 

[unknown]

don't come to california. or at least los angeles. there's strict rules on lap dancing and how naked a girl can get and alcohol and junk...it's generally ignored though

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Yeah, im getting sick of my tiny shitty avertac lapdancer, and im looking into getting another one. I'm looking for something preferably less than a grand, with a good gyrating speed, good booby size, that would overall be a decent stripper for spanking. Anyone have any suggestions?



(couldn't resist)

I REMEMBER THIS MAGAGINE ARTICLE ABOUT HOW "MOST" OF THE "CELEBS" AND "BUSINESSMEN" GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN LA AND NYC CHANGE PLANES IN DALLAS INSTEAD OF CHICAGO BECAUSE THE DALLAS STRIP CLUBS HAVE BETTER STIPPERS THAT GIVE BETTER LAP DANCES THAN CHICAGO

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

When it comes to strippers and strip clubs, I have two words for you....

CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!

OMFG!!!!!!

I DIDN'T SAY THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE WAS ACCURATE I JUST SAID I READ THE ARTICLE

 

[Mitton]

The only thing I no about them is that they look sexy.

 

[Karmic]

too kinky for me, sorry

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

First time I went to a strip club, I got a $20 lap dance, then talked to the stripper for about 10 minutes. It was only after I left the club that I realized I never paid her, and she never asked.

 

[derek]

I know a place where I can get £5 dances, although I'm not particuarly fond of a chick I don't know dripping all over my jeans.

Pint of beer is £3 there also, so I don't visit much.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Well at least some of you caught that this was a parody thread. If not, see Wolftribes "Anyone know anything about laptops?" thread. I did six months as a door man at a strip club in Tempe, and have had absolutely no desire to return to such a place since then.

 

[Captain Beard]

I saw and chose to ignore.

 

[Enemy242]

your parody thread got turned into an actual thread about lapdances. nice.

 

[metalkingdom]

I DIDN'T SAY THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE WAS ACCURATE I JUST SAID I READ THE ARTICLE

Yeah, I know. Just thought I'd share a hot tip for anyone who may visit Cleveland.

 

[derek]

Well at least some of you caught that this was a parody thread. If not, see Wolftribes "Anyone know anything about laptops?" thread. I did six months as a door man at a strip club in Tempe, and have had absolutely no desire to return to such a place since then.

Talking lapdances is awesome

 

[enjoi17]

Yeah, I know. Just thought I'd share a hot tip for anyone who may visit Cleveland.

damn I was just there...

 

[Lunar Still]

Lapdances just got illegalized in neighboring Kentucky.


Unless, of course, they are performed by a family member who can provide proof of relation.

 

[derek]

Lapdances just got illegalized in neighboring Kentucky.


Unless, of course, they are performed by a family member who can provide proof of relation.

..............