Anyone knows this "Somewhere In Time" crapskull?

[Electric Eye]

Thought not.

Look, just kill yourself, I might need your oxygen one day.

 

[Black Dragon]

who?

 

[Iced In Flames]

What Up!!

 

[Black Dragon]

whatssssss happoning?

 

[Electric Eye]

Don't back away now, bitchwad! You wanted a war. Well, it's at your door!

 

[Iced In Flames]

Um. Who is he and what he do?

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

Um. Who is he and what he do?

He's an asshole and he was born.

Basically that's all it needs.

 

[Hammer of Might]

*regrets he ever clicked on thread, and discreetly but quickly leaves*

 

[Iced In Flames]

He's an asshole and he was born.

Basically that's all it needs.

So then why dont more people start threads about me? I remember lots of people saying they didnt like me and that I'm an asshole at the old Maiden Board. Just look at my reputation remarks too!

 

[The Real Moonchild]

*regrets he ever clicked on thread, and discreetly but quickly leaves*

Hey look a

 

[John Silver]

I don't know who Somewhere in Time is, but to be on the safe side I think I'll insult the fellow.

fuck off you shagger of sheep, you, loser!

 

[Black Dragon]

How the new Tide isn't as color safe.

 

[MRBEAST]

why didnt you say that before i washed my red underwear

 

[Iced In Flames]

Do you wash your clothes in tide?

I do cuz its too cold out-tide.




Horrible fucking joke told by my dad.

 

[Ran Mori]

why didnt you say that before i washed my red underwear

You mean it's gone pink?

 

[MRBEAST]

no, but it's to close to getting pink to admit to-and i didnt get any for christmas!
i got socks though

try this one Lin!
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&f=284

 

[MRBEAST]

Do you wash your clothes in tide?

I do cuz its too cold out-tide.




Horrible fucking joke told by my dad.

tell him to quit repeating jokes from the gay bar

 

[Ran Mori]

no, but it's to close to getting pink to admit to-and i didnt get any for christmas!
i got socks though

try this one Lin!
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&f=284

Errr.....what am I to do on the Armored Saintforum? I don't even know Armored Saint and I don't think I mind....

Socks? AH! Damnit, I had that too. Every year I asked for a nice cute guy and all I ever got from santa were either socks or another nightshirt with a teddybear on it.

I could have knitted some nice red underwear for you for christmas but thruth is I'm still busy knitting a cocksock for a friend of mine (and I forgot to take his measurements so I'm making it a large).

 

[MRBEAST]

theyre never that large in real life

 

[Iced In Flames]

hmmmmmmm