Anyone watch the Dethklok premiere?

[EricT]

I agree. I was looking forward to it. Then when the deluxe edition came out, i thought it would be on there, but it wasn't.

So I raped a kitten.

 

[Lunar Still]

So I raped a kitten.

You should have been doing this anyway. It makes the Dethklok experiences much more enjoyable.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i rape you to avenge the kitten.

 

[EricT]

I only rape kittens for new episodes of 24.

Janeane Garofalo is gonna be in the new season. I sense a complete ironic story to be attached to her character. Haha.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i rape eric, not russel.

well, unless russel did something he needs to be raped for, too.

 

[EricT]

So, in turn, can I rape will.

And I mean again, cause, you know, I already raped him.

He enjoyed it.

 

[Lunar Still]

What could I have done that deserves rape, I wonder?

I might give this serious thought.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, hopefully nothing on par with raping kittens.

for that, i will rape eric and he will not enjoy it.

less serious crimes will result in less unpleasant rapings.

 

[Captain Beard]

I never get raped

 

[Lunar Still]

well, hopefully nothing on par with raping kittens.

for that, i will rape eric and he will not enjoy it.

less serious crimes will result in less unpleasant rapings.

So less like rapings and more like secksings? This is an interesting theory of justice you have here.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, but it's sex with me, so there's still a fair amount of punishment being doled out.

 

[EricT]

For some odd reason, I just remembered David Duchovony having sex with the 16 year old girl on Californication.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah, but it's sex with me, so there's still a fair amount of punishment being doled out.

hole + pumping = fun for everyone

 

[Chromatose]

I feel dirty.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just imagine how i feel having to deal with him.









sexy, that's how.