This was posted in my apartment's mailbox room, on the bulletin board. It was too funny to not share with you guys.
In case you can't read it, it says
In case you can't read it, it says
Aperture Science Laboratories is looking for test subjects to participate in trials of an experimental and highly classified technology. Test duties include completing tests without dying, following orders which may include the enhanced truth, and accpeting cake at the end of the trial period. Due to the classified nature of the technology, participants must stay as a test subject at Aperture Laboratories for a minimum of 10 years, starting from when the contract is signed. By reading this printed poster, you automatically accept the contract to work at Apeture Labs. Congratulations!
To export your whereabouts send a letter to:
Portal Dev. Dept
PO BOX 1688
Bellvue WA 98009
or yell
"I WANT TO GET MY CAKE"
and assume the party-escort submission position.
Aperture Science
"We do what we must, because we can."
To export your whereabouts send a letter to:
Portal Dev. Dept
PO BOX 1688
Bellvue WA 98009
or yell
"I WANT TO GET MY CAKE"
and assume the party-escort submission position.
Aperture Science
"We do what we must, because we can."
