Apparent band/album preferences of UM members vs. common metalheads

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It's the truth. TheNightsBane's idea of heterosexual metal is teenagers in leather jackets giving each other brojobs on how fuckin metal they are. Cinderella makes those bands its bitches.

you wouldn't know what my idea of anything is, son .... so why dont you just go ahead and proceed to listening to those queers that masquerade around in eyeliners and lipstick, and talk about how "heterosexual" they are.

 

[Necroraven]

you wouldn't know what my idea of anything is, son .... so why dont you just go ahead and proceed to listening to those queers that masquerade around in eyeliners and lipstick, and talk about how "heterosexual" they are.

Sounds like talk of a fat death metal-kid watching Pamela Anderson blow Tommy Lee.

 

[Cythraul]

This thread is getting really good. I'm sort of inclined to agree with HamburgerBoy. But sexuality is largely irrelevant to me when it comes to this stuff. Just write face-melting riffs and epic jams and I will be a fan.

TheNightsBane is trying to cover for the fact that he likes giant black cocks in his ass.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

damn, you just love talking about giant black cocks every chance you get, dont you? ... something on your mind?

 

[Cythraul]

damn, you just love talking about giant black cocks every chance you get, dont you? ... something on your mind?

Also, I love sweaty black cocks. The best is when Tyrone and Tyrell put their cocks in my ass simultaneously. They're so good at ripping up my little white ass.

cool story bro

 

[Lost Wisdom]

I think its fair to assume that any one member of Motely Crue has had more clunge over a 12 hour period than TheNightsBane has or will ever have his entire life.

He is too busy looking for obscure death metal bands to pretend he likes.

homophobe

 

[Raina]

I'm not going to comment on heterosexuality, since all genres are 'gay' in one way or the other, but glam is awesome.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

wat

how is pelican in any way associated with alternative rock

Ummm... the guitar riffs? All of them? Isn't it obvious?

It's the truth. TheNightsBane's idea of heterosexual metal is teenagers in leather jackets giving each other brojobs on how fuckin metal they are. Cinderella makes those bands its bitches.

Burgerboy speaks the truth. After all, he has the superior gaydar. BTW, is "brojob" a typo, or did you just coin a new term?

 

[mutantllama]

I've heard it before, it's a blowjob between two heterosexuals males, I guess it's a favor type thing.

 

[Onder]

I've seen the term "brosex".

 

[Marina_K]

The problem is that if a if a tech death band did a song about falling in love, it would be massively homosexual according to you people. However, that doesn't exactly make a lot of sense, logically.

This is heterosexual, not good, but heterosexual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kybeq2dWBf8

This is gay, but awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTM2ZA7jdDc

 

[Onder]

The problem is that if a if a tech death band did a song about falling in love, it would be massively homosexual according to you people. However, that doesn't exactly make a lot of sense, logically.

This is heterosexual, not good, but heterosexual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kybeq2dWBf8

This is gay, but awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTM2ZA7jdDc

The way people here see it it's the other way around.

 

[Vossyrus]

I would like to point out that crossdressers typically aren't gay. Therefore glam is completely heterosexual.

Judas Priest brought the gay to metal and 99% of metalheads embraced it, whether it was musically or in fashion. Overall, metal is pretty gay.

 

[Mort Divine]

Ummm... the guitar riffs? All of them? Isn't it obvious?

No

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I actually agreed with HamburgerBoy in regards to glam metal and heterosexuality

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I would like to point out that crossdressers typically aren't gay. Therefore glam is completely heterosexual.

Judas Priest brought the gay to metal and 99% of metalheads embraced it, whether it was musically or in fashion. Overall, metal is pretty gay.

ITT, I think everyone means gay as in "low quality", not "attracted to the same sex". BTW, cross-dressers are what the straight ones are called, while drag-queens are what the gay ones are called.

No

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWrJGqz6nZ4

That's just one song. Soundgarden isn't considered metal just because of this song:

 

[Mort Divine]

They're still in no way associated with alternative rock.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

No, they are not. Pelican is considered metal (for some reason). But if you listen, there isn't much metal going on.