Are hedgehogs metal?

[Light]

 

[kontan]

Of course they are. They are full of spikes!

 

[yv]

Metalic colour of spines.. hell yeah, they are metal!

But did you know they don't eat apples, like it's written in reading primares? Disappointment to childhood beliefs.

So, they're metal, but not TRUE METAL like e.g. MANOWAR.

 

[cedarbreed]

Deffo ! The spikes of course ! The fact they always get runned over by cars too ... spilled bowels are pretty metal.

 

[Dora]

no, they are so cute..like bunnies

 

[yv]

victims of metal? martyrs? posers with fake spikes? mascots?
*confused*

 

[Ghostie]

I was a hedgehog some months before and I had spikes, too

 

[Dora]

I'm regularly a hedgehog before shaving "that" part..

 

[Light]

Eh.

I was sleeping next to the train tracks on the far side in the station in Liestal, and suddenly I heard the pitter-patter of tiny feet (you know). It was a hedgehog, moving considerably quicker than I previously thought they did, towards me. When I moved, it hissed at me like a dinosaur and then rolled up into a funny ball when I moved closer. Luckily a large plant tree leaf thing was sprouting large kitchen leaves next to me, and through a process of trial and error I ascertained that three leaves on either hand was enough to stop the little fucker piercing your skin with his bristles like. However, all attempts to gently unwrap said hedgehog sadly failed. I copped a look at his nose and huddled paws mind. Weird. Really, fucking, weird.

 

[Light]

I was listening to Gorgoroth at the time too

 

[Thortyir]

Of course they are... I went to a Cradle Of Filth show this year, and it was full of young hedgehogs...

 

[toolsofthetrade]

black metal bands should be wearing hedgehogs instead of spikebands.

 

[Thortyir]

Yeah, splashed hedgehogs with bowels and bones...

 

[intet]

Sonic the hedgehog is kewl d00dz.

 

[Bambi]

hedghogs are noisey bastards too so that makes them metal, i used to meet one in a field every now and then while i was walking the dog but he was always in hurry so we never really had much of a chinwag

 

[intet]

Metal Sonic​

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

 

[Light]

This thing doesn't look very much like a hedgehog to me

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

yeah, if it didnt say 'sonic the hedgehog' on the box, i would have never guessed what the fuck it is.

 

[Cerulean]

Dead cool