Are you right butt-cheeked or left butt-cheeked?

[FuSoYa]

Like if you're sitting down, and you feel your rectum begin to pressurize with flatulence, which side do you lift up to let it out?


Me, I'm a righty.

 

[lizard]

classic thread topic...

righty.

 

[xfer]

how can there be no similar threads to this?!?!

righty.

 

[FuSoYa]

You are obsessed with the similar topics feature!!

 

[avi]

ambidextrous.

 

[lizard]

hmmmm...this does not seem to bear any correlation to whether we are right or left handed...cause what would be the odds that we were all the same, given that I am left handed.

 

[xfer]

ambiglutreous!

 

[xfer]

well, i do a lot of things lefty, even though i'm right-handed...i shoot guns lefty; when i pick up a guitar i naturally grab it the lefty way; etc etc.

but i'm trying to change all that, actually, so i'm righty all the way.

 

[lizard]

what if I were to say that upon sensing the impending outburst of flatulence, I normally rocked ever so slightly forward, allowing relative ease for said pocket of intestinal gas to gently egress to the rear of my body.

 

[avi]

y'know lizard, I was just contemplating the same thing. what now, brown cow?

 

[ChromeLife]

righty.

 

[lizard]

one of us should be alarmed, and I think its you

as for the "brown cow" comment, one of my coworkers' favorite expressions is "never trust a fart."

 

[Baliset]

i shoot guns lefty

i don't know why that scares me but it does.

 

[xfer]

well, most self-defence classes such as RAD teach you to go for the right hand, so it seems the only intelligent decision for a villain to make.

 

[LuminousAether]

lefty