Are you sure that's not Yngwie?!

[sixxswine]

A guitar player dies and goes to Heaven,
His first day in Heaven he hears someone shredding on guitar so he goes to St. Peter and says.."Is that Yngwie Malmsteen playing?"
St. Peter says "No its not Yngwie".
His second day in Heaven he hears the same lighting fast guitar playing and once again goes to St. Peter and says.."Are you sure thats not Yngwie, it sounds just like him?" again St, Peter says "No it is not Yngwie"
His third day in Heaven he hears the same guitar playing and for the third time goes to St. Peter and says "Thats got to be Yngwie he's playing the same licks as Yngwie, same guitar tone, its got to be Yngwie!" St. Peter says "No its not Yngwie...its God..He just thinks he's Yngwie."

 

[SickBoy]

Good one!
Heard it ages ago, though...

 

[Death Animal]

 

[carnut]

So, Lemmy was playing guitar like Yngwie...confusing

 

[Hawk]

So, Lemmy was playing guitar like Yngwie...confusing

 

[kittybeast]

That's funny

 

[Wyvern]

 

[Trans-Siberian Outcast]

I remember that joke. It kinda came along with an Yngwie promotion t-shirt that read YNGWIE IS GOD on the back. My dead buddy Neil actually got on tv on our local news broadcast by standing right behind the reporter and displaying the back of his shirt.

We were all quite thrilled with his success and it's a memory I will take to my grave.

NP: Orphaned Land - Mabool

 

[sixxswine]

So, Lemmy was playing guitar like Yngwie...confusing

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