Arrr, y'all be a bunch of scury dogs.

[Stultus]

If we had pirates running our government our lives would be much better off.

 

[avi]

this here tis the album of the day

 

[lizard]

Pirate Jokes

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender can't help but notice he has a steering wheel sticking out o' the crotch of his breeches.

The Bartender asks, "say, why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"

The Pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Q: What kind of socks do pirates prefer?

A: Arrrrrrr-gyle!

 

[FrostGiant]

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!

 

[FrostGiant]

Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

 

[FrostGiant]

Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!

 

[FrostGiant]

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

 

[chupe666]

shoot me. arr.

 

[FrostGiant]

a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

 

[FrostGiant]

what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

 

[AndICried]

All yarr bayss arrr belanng to us.

 

[Novembers Paul]

Whoa, Ass Ahoy.