Ass Magnet!

[dorian gray]

Dude, how the fuck are you?

 

[Ars Magna]

Quite well, thanks. This morning marked the end of my 3 day seclusion in a bedroom in the basement and the end of the 17 day diet. Last I checked on Wednesday, I have lost 15 pounds. The radioiodine was cake...the worst part of all if it was not being able to hug my kids. Aside from that, it was a few days of really bad horror movies and PS3. I have a follow-up scan Friday, and then we just need to monitor everything moving forward. While it's not really official, all signs point to:

Ass Magnet - 1; Cancer - 0.

 

[Disgustipated]

Hope ya feeling alright mate. Good luck with the rest of the process, and enjoy that first big steak!

 

[dorian gray]

Ass Magnet - 1; Cancer - 0.

haha nice!
Why couldnt you hug your kids? Because of the radiation?

 

[Ars Magna]

Yeah. Even though it was only 50 millicuries, I couldn't be within 3 feet of them for 3 days (among other precautions). I hugged them once each day I think, but that was it. I basically sat in a bedroom isolated. Aside from a couple small annoyances, it was pretty nice.

 

[dorian gray]

50 millicuries? Dude, I sprinkle that much on my cereal every morning

Glad you're doing ok

 

[Ars Magna]

I know. I didn't have the heart to tell them I have been using twice that amount recreationally for years.

The best part about all of this is the amazing woman that ran me through the full body scan. She reminded of a cross between Winona Ryder (stylistically) and Kate Beckinsale (physically)...and she had the most incredible eyes I've ever seen. I'm hoping I have her again on Friday. Maybe we can make the love.

edit: oh snap. Underworld 4 is coming next year, with Kate making her triumphant comeback. I have wood.

 

[lurch70]

... you're on a roll

 

[dorian gray]

making of the sexy-time in the MRI machine

 

[Krilons Resa]

Shit, I think I have wood now too.

Glad to hear you're doing well Ass!!!

 

[Ars Magna]

Great. A forum full of married dudes with hard ons. It doesn't get any more metal. Life in the fast lane.

Thanks Doom.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Shit, I think I have wood now too.

Glad to hear you're doing well Ass!!!

At a glance I thought that read, "Glad to hear you're doing it in the Ass!!!"

 

[swizzlenuts]

So are you going to MDF Ass?

 

[Ars Magna]

Probably not...at least at this point. I thought the past couple years had better lineups and I couldn't move the heavens to make that work, so I doubt it. You?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Kate Beckinsale

 

[swizzlenuts]

Probably not...at least at this point. I thought the past couple years had better lineups and I couldn't move the heavens to make that work, so I doubt it. You?

Yes, definitely.