At approximately what age would you like to perish?

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I said 65-70, because if I'm anything like my grandfather, 70 is when I'll stop being able to kick ass and take names.

Basically when I can't do the shit I like anymore, then its time to find a productive way to die.

 

[Hell Mike]

I said 85-90, because then I won't miss out on the killer days in the old people-prison playing videogames and listening to heavy fucken metal (at vol. 11) and not even having to wipe my own ass if I don't feel like it.

 

[Crimson Death]

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[Ellestin]

As soon as possible without it being soon, if possible

 

[General Zod]

It all depends on how long I'm healthy. When one of the following happens, it's time:

1) I can't get around on my own
2) I need a diaper
3) I no longer want hot chicks to give me head

Zod

 

[Reign in Acai]

If I ever become incapacitated due to an age related ailment, I'm doing myself in.

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Can you elaborate further on this wish to die at such a young age?

 

[General Zod]

If I ever become incapacitated due to an age related ailment, I'm doing myself in.

Assuming you can. And assuming you still remember that you wanted to do so, back when you were in good health.

Zod

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yea, I've winced at the thought. When there's a will, there's a way.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I wanna make it to 100. As far as my body goes I take after my dad's side more, and the elders on his side seem to be a sturdy bunch.

 

[Reign in Acai]

When I become a geeze I'm going to start living life in the fast lane. Skydiving, Mountain Climbing, Sailing the Seven Seas in a one man lifeboat. You know, go out with some glory.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

A teacher I had in high school stated that once he reaches 70 (if he does), that he is just going to wander out into the woods and let nature take him however it pleases.

 

[Guthrum]

For as long as I can.

 

[Reign in Acai]

That sounds like a defeatist outlook on his soon to be senility. I proclaim that I will walk in to the woods and build myself a maple wood log cabin, where I can crap my drawers in confined solitude.

 

[JayKeeley]

We should merge this with the "what do you want people to do with your dead body" funeral thread.

 

[Captain Beard]

200, 300 years. Not joking.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Some people believe that death is an engineering problem :zombie:

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd be inclined to agree.

 

[Susperia]

3) I no longer want hot chicks to give me head

You will always want that.

 

[Crimson Death]

If I ever become incapacitated due to an age related ailment, I'm doing myself in.



Can you elaborate further on this wish to die at such a young age?

In short, chronic depression. Some days tend to be great, most don't. But every person should ask oneself what can they do to make their life the happiest possible, but most don't.

What makes everybody so gung ho about reaching an extremely old age?